Funniest one liners you have heard

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Baalzebul

Junior Member

03-14-2012

WTF IS ALL THIS ? Am I the only one who finds these lines not funny at all.


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Primeknight

Senior Member

03-14-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkest Fate View Post
chimichanga
this one was funny because of how many downvotes u got


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Knockes

Senior Member

03-14-2012

In champion select, teammate asks, "Who better counters Anivia? Kat or Annie?"
Tristana: Annie melts Anivia. Ice is weak against fire.


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Knockes

Senior Member

03-14-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Baalzebul View Post
WTF IS ALL THIS ? Am I the only one who finds these lines not funny at all.
yes


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Canuckboss

Senior Member

03-14-2012

ill drop my anchor in your lagoon


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HongWeiLo

Senior Member

03-14-2012

"hahaha I won you and I not even there. "
^ A garen that I first blooded, then their jungle came and killed me at the tower while I was recalling.

My brother who I was playing with still says it all the time.


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CaptainTempest

Senior Member

03-14-2012

An enemy has been Swain.


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Chabikdu

Senior Member

03-14-2012

So, GP walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his balls.
The Bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the steering wheel?"
AND GP SAYS, "Arr, it be drivin' me nuts!"


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Gateless

Senior Member

03-14-2012

"You're sinking us like a fat guy in a dingy."

"Don't be the fat guy in the dingy."


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Shadowsline

Member

03-14-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shrewsy View Post
"So I guess skill isn't a prerequisite for employment at Riot..."
epic


Might not be skilled at the game, but as to the job they are HIGHLY skilled.