Funniest one liners you have heard

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Kaio Fernandes

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11-20-2011

so mutch win in this thread


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Owningmatt93

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11-20-2011

Funniest one I've had is when me and some friends were playing a Co-Op game and we got a random on our team since there was only four of us. We load in and the conversation is as follows.

Random: What's the 93 at the end of your name stand for? Were you born in 93? (Talking to me about my username)

I was about to respond to him when my friend decides to reply with...

My friend: No, his dad died in 93. It's to honor his dad. (This is totally not true btw)

Random: Oh I'm sorry then for asking.

I couldn't even tell him that it wasn't true for the sake of feeling terrible. So I just went with it, while we were all on vent laughing about it.

At the end of the game, he told me good luck and that he was sorry for my dad.

I know it wasn't as good as some of the others here, but it was memorable.


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LordDemise

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11-20-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Myrkr Lokidottir View Post
Our Jax gets into our enemy's base. Their Rammus has the King Rammus skin, and their Evelynn had the Tango Evelynn skin. Jax kills Rammus, and goes towards their nexus where the two nexus towers are still. Evelynn's standing between them, and she goes,

"Thank you, Mario, but our Princess is in another castle."

He goes, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and runs at the nexus towers, proceeding to die by them.
The best one ive seen so far


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Killah Supreme

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11-20-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shrewsy View Post
"So I guess skill isn't a prerequisite for employment at Riot..."
lmfao


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One Is Good

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11-20-2011

After I kill Wukong with 8 hp left.
wukong: lol ur bad ur not even ranked lucky noob
I kill Wukong a second time without taking damage.
Wukong Disconnects.


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Mappy

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11-20-2011

We caught enemy janna roaming around. She quickly used her tornado and got away but fizz ulted her and she died.

After she posted :
"dat tuna"


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LeoX

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11-21-2011

I'm playing olaf and malzahar and warwick chain ultimate me.

I type this: Don't you know who I am??? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT B****!!!

Ult for double kill :P


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AjMorluck

Senior Member

11-21-2011

Stop dieing!
....
I tanking 5 ultimate all their ****load and more and sometimes even living as the tank. How do you not die to 5 ults XD


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ZiggyOnMars

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11-21-2011

Someone:leash blue for you?
Videogamedunkey:No
Videogamedunkey:Am I look like a dog?


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ZiggyOnMars

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11-21-2011

Teammate Warwick wanna gank and run from the river to my lane
Me: Warwick hide in the bush and wait (Ping the bush)
Teammate Warwick: OK (Hide in the bush)
Me: Good dog
Teammate Warwick: ......
Teammate Ashe: lol