Funniest one liners you have heard

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BlackoutGR

Senior Member

11-14-2011

Ryze arrives late at the scene and takes the kill from a nearly dead olaf
Olaf: Your late, Ryze
Ryze: A wizard is never late...

Soooooo good XD !!!


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DrBrainage

Senior Member

11-14-2011

Vladimir: "Need a ***** twitcjh"
"to win lane"
"cant even beat me when ur ****ing OP as ****
"little fcuking *****"

Sona: "Vlad shh"

Vladimir: "stfu"
"Sona"
"u *****"
"go to ranked"

Sona: "Vlad shh"


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Majulio

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Senior Member

11-14-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Redbutton View Post
random rager on my team: "STFU n00b you suck, and so what if I live with my parents, I'm 15"
other guy on my team: "Yeah I bet you just hang in the basement and never leave the house"
rager on team: "That's not true, I go out to get more mountian dew and snackcakes"

-lol'ed so hard at the self inflicted burn
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/sir-cheeto.jpg


Yesterday, i was babysitting a cait as sona. When i b, she gets ganked by Yi, Trynd and Garen. Somehow, she survives, and ends up getting a triple kill.

Cait: "Don't bring swords to a gunfight"


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MagnateXell

Junior Member

11-14-2011

I'm Garen, low-ish health at top destroying second tower. TF ults in, i run over and start my spin just as he appears and throws his stun at me, he dies.

TF: "I wasn't expecting your whirlygig" *insta-lol*


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jamesbell259

Junior Member

11-14-2011

After being flamed at for no reason..
"Ima start handing out seat belts..."

"why?"

"Fo all these n****z riding mah ****"


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God of Swagger

Member

11-14-2011

LERRROOYYYY JEEENNKKKIIINNNNSSS!!! as i charged the nexus at lvl 1. Didnt get far.


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Manmadeking

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11-14-2011

In a bush as Blitz with MF and Gangplank near him recalling
"Blitz don't pull anyone we'll die." says one, as I watch from my death screen.
Pause for 2 seconds.
Blitz: Goonies never say die.
Blitz proceeds to pull the enemy Alistar, killing MF and Gangplank.

Stop, drop, and ROFL


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NotoriousBLT

Senior Member

11-14-2011

This was quite some time ago and also about myself but my friends all thought it was funny so I figure you all might get some laughs out of it too.

I'm playing Trundle and I wasn't doing so well to start and the other team was taunting me a whole lot. Then we get into a big team fight above the purple teams blue and I get a penta kill (all luck) with 3 of my other team mates surviving the fight. Our Kat starts taunting the enemy team about how "Trundle is cleaning up" etc. and I make the comment...

"Mess with the troll you get the....STANK!"

I was trying to make a "you mess with the bull you get the horns" type remark but was having trouble thinking of a good "horns" analog for a troll =/.

Anyhow, just thought you all might enjoy that.


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BW Sneaky QC

Senior Member

11-14-2011

Read all 165 pages....


So worth it.


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Xiao

Senior Member

11-14-2011

Terrorblade tries to kill a techies late in the game:
-Cyclone Stick
-Remote Mine
-Mine
-Stasis Trap
-Detonate and stun
-Mine
-Remote Mine
-Detonate and he dies.

Techies: "That's right, know your f*cking place."