Funniest one liners you have heard

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PinkDude

Senior Member

08-29-2011

Why you keep chasing Singed poison butt.


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SighlentJay

Senior Member

08-29-2011

Here's the situation. We have our full team lined up, our last pick doesnt say a word... All slots were filled except support.. Naturally he said AS HE INSTALOCKED Garen "Dont worry guys I'll carry you"

not even 20 minutes later...

Garen: 0/15/0

Me: "So..... Garen....."
Garen: "I carried you're ass to a loss"


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Rameauite

Senior Member

08-29-2011

"Never help at team and feeding are you no see for what no use taunt or ulti shen?"

Technically from a Tribunal case, but still hilarious.


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Roi Salad

Senior Member

08-29-2011

"Don't do it Alistar! You have a lot at steak!"


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Midianna

Senior Member

08-29-2011

Here's mine:

YOUR MOM BORN YOU NOOOOOB.


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SighlentJay

Senior Member

08-29-2011

Regi: Westrice's mom is a MILF


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Buckles64

Senior Member

08-29-2011

Incest lane is the best, put your light mage to the test.
A Garen said this when i laned with him as Lux


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Graylend

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08-29-2011

Broken English makes everything funnier.
"I ARE SUPERIOR SWAIN!"
While fighting another Swain.


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JoaoJMC

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08-29-2011

Oh dear god I'm dying...


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Feoro

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08-29-2011

what it took 3 v1 to kill me?( psst its a team game nub