Funniest one liners you have heard

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Spiderbubble

Senior Member

08-25-2011

"Kat why didn't you finish him off?"

Kat: "I was OOM!"


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leafstar5

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Recruiter

08-25-2011

The best thing I've heard was, "I'm going to do to you want the Chinese did to Pearl Harbor."
He actually thought it was the Chinese.


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Wildcatsny

Member

08-25-2011

Me and my friend laning top as Jax and Panth, (back when tf ulti was global :*( ) he teles behind us when we both have full health, we jump on him

Our teammate: oh lord i hope that was consensual


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Echo Nacyl

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Senior Member

08-25-2011

Playing as Morde with 4 of my friends, we lose everyone but myself in a push (getting no kills either) and I get back to the base and stand between the two nexus turrets alone.
All five enemies come in, I score a double kill and chase the remaining three out alone as my teammates respawn. We grab baron and win the game,
After the game one of my friends starts sending "Morde: 1v5 NO PROBLEM!" Secretly we all actually thought I was doomed as heck xD

One of my best games ever, AND a line that never stopped being fun to toss around amongst ourselves.


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DemonKid06

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08-25-2011

-Astronaut skin Teemo gets ganked in mid-

Teemo(all): Houston, we have a problem... Q_Q


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cheapBėėr

Junior Member

08-25-2011

amy winehouse house died


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Flower Power

Senior Member

08-25-2011

Someone on my team took a long time to load, so the first message sent was from the enemy Morgana:
"BANANA BASED INTERNET AND A BAMBOO MODEM I SEE"


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Saint Latona

Senior Member

08-29-2011

This one night, I joined a 5-premade normal game with my friends who love to **** around and have a good time. I decide to jungle with my go-to jungler, Warwick. I select the Firefang Warwick skin because I think the wolfie looks so cute with the skin.

Upon entering the loading screen, I see that one of my friends who picked Tristana had her legendary skin on. I remember this thread, and an idea pops into my head.

Game starts. I go, "Fire Squad, time to deploy!"

Everyone begins to talk about me being on fire for one minute before trolling the entire game, and yes that includes the enemy team.


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Jason Joestar

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Senior Member

08-29-2011

"Singed is OP" LOLOLOLOL omg you guys are so funny.


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Linkkie3

Senior Member

08-29-2011

"Scrub Soraka, 0 CS, take an example of that Caitlyn you're laning with, she has 150."