I will really feeding
"I'm going to pay a doctor to abort his first born...cause...not only will I be winning but humanity will be winning."
Oh I love listening to certain streamers.
"OMG Kennen has no pupils! WTF"
"cuz he's not a master yet"
*and kennen's model in game really has no pupils. it's very disturbing.
Right after killing someone with Kog'Maws passive.
Enemy Gragas seems to be AFK, I just kept throwing my balls to his face (Orianna)
me: Hey ashe, tell your fatass friend to stop drinking
Me and my friend always call jax the king, and we have a joke about how when we're low hp, he'll just jump outta no where and own us. well...
friend gets double kill in lane, nearly killing us both. head to tower
Me-"that was close"
Fiddle ults us
friend- might as well have been the king.
Player to Warwick: Warwick you jungling?
Warwick, while standing next to wolves: No, I just missed my family
I was playing Garen with a Caitlyn in lane with me, and we were facing off against Lux and Jax. For some reason the Lux only focused me and NEVER hit the Caitlyn.
Caitlyn: Dude, Garen, I think Lux has the hots for you or something.
Garen: Whoa dude, that's my sister!
Caitlyn: LOL yeah. Sibling troubles?
Garen: Looks like it.
Kayle: Tell me about it.
And then at that EXACT moment, the banner at the top of the screen flashes, "Enemy Morgana has slain allied Kayle!"
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