Funniest one liners you have heard

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Luxurious

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04-23-2011

Nasus: How let the dogs out!


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Hurricanos

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04-23-2011

As we decided to do an Intermediate bots match that we've never won...my friends are new at the game, I yell at the two randoms on our team

ARAM! Everyone go mid! No b'ing, buy only if you die!

It was our first intermediate bots match victory. We cracked up about the messages throughout the game yelling at bots that can't respond calling them noobs.


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Husher D316

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04-23-2011

Enemy Lee Sin in all chat: "STAY ON TARGET, STAY ON TARGET"
My lane-mate and I kill him for first blood.
Lee Sin: "The force is strong with this one..."


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Darksun Dragoon

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04-23-2011

An Enemy Has Been Slain. Double Kill! Triple Kill! Quadra Kill! Aced!
....
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Executed.


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OmgWtfNamestaken

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04-23-2011

if i stack spell vamp my q will heal me to full - vlad.


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Sybil Cut

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04-23-2011

Our Ezreal was being silly a couple times through the game as we were winning, and would toss his ult at the enemy team while they were defending from across the map and say "WATCH OUT X!" (X being the target). Anyways, we were about to win, and just after winning a teamfight at mid while their Trundle was defending, Ez still having his ult up, he figured he'd just throw it at Trundle in the base.

"TRUNDLE LOOK OUT!"
sssshhhhhhhhhhheeeeeEEEEEEEEOOOOOUUUUUUUU
*Trundle has like 3 bars left, killed by minions*
ACED
VICTORY (as minions take Nexus)

It was the best win ever.


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Deus Ex Macarena

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04-23-2011

Was playing AP Shaco for lulzies.

Enemy olaf 1v4s our entire team and runs off with no health, proceeds to run into Shaco nest.

"V.AGINA SUCKS"


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IS10c1fbcec4d43d0855827

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04-23-2011

Your mom. Enough said.


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LyraHeartstrings

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04-24-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by InevyFR View Post
About 20 minutes in, the enemy Vlad had about 20 stacks on mejais and was face-melting us. Being the drunk group of premade ******s we were, we all decided to ignore his team and kill him. The result was chasing him from our inhibitor to theirs, where our Blitz finally killed him.

"RAWWRRR YOUR GETIN ITRNOW ARNCHA BIIICHHH???"
I think it's safe to say we were far beyond "drunk".
Isnt that from Beefersist in Grasshyrens vids?


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Ark Angel HFB

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04-24-2011

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Originally Posted by Refined View Post
"BRB mom dying"

....

You said that two games ago when I last saw you...
This thread was making me happy till I read this one... my mom just died. T_T