Funniest one liners you have heard

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Le Misérable

Senior Member

08-17-2011

I have you in my ranked game and you insta-locked ''rally-revive'' Sivir.
Funny.


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Xavren

Senior Member

08-17-2011

Gangplank's /joke. "Wanna know why me roger is so jolly? Huehuehue."


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King Roofus

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Senior Member

08-17-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by RiotNick View Post
"So I guess skill isn't a prerequisite for employment at Riot..."
You have my name so you are now my favorite Riot employee. DON'T LET ME DOWN!


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Articunozard

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Senior Member

08-17-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Rajah Viatos View Post
Beautiful gank setup in bottom lane, Heimerdinger has overextended, confident in his turrets. Two of us come screaming in from the river, pinging frantically for the Ashe in lane with him. Ashe promptly makes a smart turn and fires an Enchanted Crystal Arrow...deep into our jungle. Perpendicular to the lane. There was no enemy champion MIA that could have been in there.

When questioned, a moment later, on her response to the tactical situation, she explained the appraisal and derivative logic that led to her actions quite succinctly:

"I ACCEPT ALL ARROW"
I just lol'd off my sofa.


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Fakka Snip3r

Senior Member

08-17-2011

How did you miss the big giant cow running straight towards you?


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Fakka Snip3r

Senior Member

08-17-2011

Him: "EVERYTIME I GET BY RAMMUS MY CHAMP ATTACKS HIM THIS GAME IS BUGGED"

Me: ......

Him: WHAT? NOT MY FAULT

Me: Its called taunt

Him: NO HE DOESNT

Me: U MAD BRO?!


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Phoebos

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Senior Member

08-17-2011

Someone in a game: Where was that WW who had been wrecking us all game during that fight?

Player who was absent during a game-deciding teamfight: I SOLO BRON.

Someone else: ...what?

Player: I KILL BRON. ALONE.


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Pendragonrules

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Senior Member

08-17-2011

Lux: TASTE THE RAINBOW (20 ish second cooldown)


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Aleen Menace

Junior Member

08-17-2011

Was playing a game as Poppy with the regalia skin and the other teams Evelynn had the masquerade skin.

Eve: "Nice skin Poppy."
Me: "Ty."
She then kills me in top lane not 5 minutes later.

Me: "Yours is nice too. Only got a glimpse of it though."


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BerryB0mb

Senior Member

08-17-2011

When our team ran Urgot, Teemo, Signed, Cassiopeia, and Twitch, the enemy Kennen:
"No antidotes sold in shop. GG"

P.S. We DID win. XD