Funniest one liners you have heard

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MidnightLunaria

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08-11-2011

Tank: Dammit Sona next time heal me instead
Sona: You know i don't get to pick who i heal right?


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MordeShotHUEHUE

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08-11-2011

At the start of the match type in "who here likes tomato's", apparently my team likes them, enemy team doesn't.

End game we score an ace and without missing a step someone on our team: "TAKE THAT YOU TOMATO HATING *******S!"


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Whitebird Alpha

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08-11-2011

Opponent: suck my ****, you guys are all OP champs
Me: sorry, i choke on small objects


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Paradigm

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08-11-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by redPANDA View Post
So constantly playing league of legends on my hours to pass I tend to come across things that people end up saying all the time. especially at the late hours during the night.

for example, one game I was playing with a bunch of friends and one pug in the middle of the night and halfway through the game the guy types in caps.

WHY DAT DO
U ****ING ME
MEBEST.

instant on the floor dying. and I wanted to post this to see what else you guys have seen over the course of playing.

another one i also heard the other day was.

NO MISTAKE I DIE. I BRAVE
I no run, heart of warrior


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Whitebird Alpha

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08-11-2011

Oh, yeah, 3v3 with my friend and some random guy playing trundle. Says nothing for the first 5 minutes and we ask, "dude, do you talk?" he replies, in these exact words, "Trundle wants your ********s."


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ssmith989

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08-11-2011

Olaf with brolaf skin : LET THE BROLOCAUST BEGIN!

*I kill Olaf*

Me (akali) : It has begun!


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dotSentinel

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08-11-2011

Huehuehue


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eerriiccram

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08-11-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by thehuzzahifier View Post
protect the casttle
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BoxcuttaH

Senior Member

08-11-2011

You're so full of mouth.

Assuming an asian on my team cos i was raging at him for being useless.


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Hydrochoerus

Senior Member

08-11-2011

after towerdiving:
me: yay 4 hp
* piller of flame*
me: ****