Funniest one liners you have heard

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Swampf0x

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04-23-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Sperglord View Post
From a Cottontail Teemo:

"You guys are doing well on the Easter Egg hunt"
There aren't enough +1s in the world.


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redPANDA

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04-23-2011

funny one i heard today as well was, after loading 5minutes then getting into game ally disconnects then reconnects a couple minutes later. He comes in and says his commodore 64 was overclocked to long

i seriously laughed for so long after hearing that.


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JessicaAlbatross

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04-23-2011

I was playing a quick Co-Op vs AI with 2 of my friends, and without saying anything in chat, we decided we'd all push mid. So we're whispering to each other to push mid, and the 2 randoms ask what we're doing and all of our replies are along the lines of:
"WE MOVE AS ONE"
"WE ALL PUSH MID"
"WE SHALL FIGHT FOR GLORY"
"THEY SHALL REMEMBER US FOR YEARS TO COME"
etc.


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Fethur

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04-23-2011

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Originally Posted by Kohtalo View Post
"I didn't think you could play League of Legends on a Lite-Brite."

This was after it took nearly 10 minutes for an enemy trynd to load.
I always hear stuff like that in Coop when someone can't load.

"There's a smart phone app for LoL now?"

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Funny but also made me cry (though not really a one-liner):

Ashe: Look, by the time Twitch shows up, I've already got Cho to 50%. I'm not starting all over at 100% hp again in the middle of a fight.


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Zack1996

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04-23-2011

Old Twisted Fate (with Gate as a normal skill) teleports to the enemy's Platform.

Me: Wtf are you doing?
TF: I'm letting my 4 year old child play LoL
Me: WHY-IS-YOUR-FOUR-YEAR-OLD-CHILD-PLAYING-LOL!?!?!?!?!
TF: Don't worry, I told Pendragon about it and he said it was ok.
Me: ...

Proceeded to feed 0/20/1. I actually apologised for raging at "her" (apparently) after the game ended in our defeat -_-

PS: TF was level 30.


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Pyro

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04-23-2011

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Originally Posted by Kirethorn View Post
Same deal:
"Those termites in Xin's PC must suck."
"I think teemo's computer is running low on coal"


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Trazier

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04-23-2011

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Originally Posted by ViolentSymphony View Post
The one line that will always bring a smirk to your lips whether you were on the giving or receiving end.

Double-KO, "WORTH IT!"
I've seen many a side to this.


"But I killed you first and first blood is an extra 100g!"

(some other time)

"Yeah well I knew you'd kill me anyway so I let you kill me first, by the way, thanks for the extra gold since you were suddenly ON A KILLING SPREE for a few miliseconds"


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InevyFR

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04-23-2011

About 20 minutes in, the enemy Vlad had about 20 stacks on mejais and was face-melting us. Being the drunk group of premade ******s we were, we all decided to ignore his team and kill him. The result was chasing him from our inhibitor to theirs, where our Blitz finally killed him.

"RAWWRRR YOUR GETIN ITRNOW ARNCHA BIIICHHH???"
I think it's safe to say we were far beyond "drunk".


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Buell

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04-23-2011

Morgana, seeing anivia mid before minions spawn
BETCHA CANT STUN ME BIRD
*flashfrost*
*blackshield*
anivia: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


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Atifex

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04-23-2011

Don't remember why it came to this but my premade was talking about boots and the enemy team was cursing at our Casseopia, so in /all chat we ended up transposing the two. Went on for a second before someone pulled out the Toy Story quote: "There's a snake in my boot"

Our Yi, brilliant player as he was screamed in all chat: ****. SNAKES IN MAH BOOTS!

He highlanders/youmuu's and proceeds to Quadra everyone in mid.