Funniest one liners you have heard

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Razzor411

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08-09-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by DogPsychologist View Post
So, in your story he died twice, yet he went 18-1?
turet kills dont count


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SpreadZer0

Senior Member

08-09-2011

Xin jumps in and scores a double kill, protecting ashe from a gank fail.

"Don't touch my ashe!!"

"That's what she said"


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gsai

Senior Member

08-09-2011

Wanna hear a joke, Riot's servers.


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Not a Cobra

Senior Member

08-09-2011

"Golem bested me again. ****ing brute probably got dropped on his head as a child"


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SHOE788

Senior Member

08-09-2011

"bite them pillows boy daddys goin in dry"


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Doctor drOOg

Member

08-09-2011

I don't always play Mordekaiser, But when I do, I beat my children


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BoneDawg

Junior Member

08-09-2011

I go hard in da motha fukin paint


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Woozl

Senior Member

08-09-2011

After friendly Cassiopeia died:
"Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaaake!"


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Eyesack

Senior Member

08-09-2011

Ks!!!!! You ****ing cumguzzling piece of ****!!!!


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XL Mercury

Member

08-09-2011

I was playing Lee Sin, getting chased at low health by an Udyr and Renek. I make it to a turret, and both of them decide to dive me. I kite them around the turret long enough for the Udyr to get low, then QQ him as he tries to run away.
An enemy has been slain!
At this point I'm at about 200 health. I try to do the same thing to Renek, but he decides to run from the turret when he's at about half. QQ+EE+R, kicking him back into my turret.
Double kill!
"/all Force is meaningless without skill."
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