Funniest one liners you have heard

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Ghimel

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08-09-2011

Garen/Ashe lane combo, both with AD and ArP runes and Doran Blades wait in the bush as soon as the game starts. Enemy Team Nunu walks in to a Decisive Strike and a Volley, followed by a Crit from Ashe and an autoattack from me (Garen) - mind you this was all in about a 1.5 second timeframe. *First Blood*

Nunu: Wow.


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Cryaotic2

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08-09-2011

Warwick tower dives and fails, getting killed.

Me: Was it worth it?
He responds: Hrhr.

I miss him.


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Violentwinds

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08-09-2011

A shaco told me this last night,

"For me a loss is a victory"


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RalenVec

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08-09-2011

A lone twitch that had died maybe four or five times to me as Nasus while laning last week, pops out the bushes behind me while I'm solo pushing a lane, proceeds to nearly kill himself on my thornmail as I turn around and pretty much one shot whats left of his hp.

/all "**** HE'S KILLING ME!!!!! HELP!!"


Lost that game regardless, but it was **** funny at the time.


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Leonardo Baker

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08-09-2011

(Kog'Maw): yo, you guys like my kogmaw skin?
(Pantheon) : you're pretty
(Amumu) : i want you inside of me
(Mordekaiser): SI
(Pantheon) : all 30 inches
(Amumu) : i want to throat your nutsack


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Kovas

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08-09-2011

Start a nice little comeback with my Garen and flash/Ult a Teemo who flashed over a wall.

Teemo: "Wow...now I know what it's like to get tea-bagged by God"


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Ash of Pompeii

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08-09-2011

After a fight in middle, my team gets killed, 3 enemies left in mid with low hp, trying to retreat.
Our Lux runs in, gets a triple kill.

In all chat, "MOM, CLEAN UP!"


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DogPsychologist

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08-09-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by ITS PrinnyDood View Post
From a Lee Sin player...

"I MUST APPEASE THE TURRET GODS!"

He ran out to mid, died at Mid Turret. He uses Revive, runs back out, dies JUST as the enemy ryze gets there.

Ryze: "lol, this match is going to be easy mode."

Lee Sin goes 18-1-13 and they surrendered 27 minutes in.
So, in your story he died twice, yet he went 18-1?


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OBJECTION

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08-09-2011

An enemy has been Swain.


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Razzor411

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08-09-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by dead mutation View Post
so sick but so f**king funny
who comited the firstblood u or the enemie