Funniest one liners you have heard

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Polbailar

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08-04-2011

I was in a 5 v 5 with 2 friends of mine, and 2 foreigners. The foreigners fed and then sat in base.

While normally this would have caused my friend and I to rage, we were too busy laughing on Skype at the fact the foreigners wanted us to surrender, and kept typing /surrend in an attempt to start the vote. They were so confused as to why it wasn't working, screaming to the other team "WHY NOT /SURREND"


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Razzor411

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08-04-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sychar View Post
"I fingered your sister and found your dads wedding ring" *firstblood*
Pure win man pure win but i must know who got the first blood


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Shadowx006

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08-04-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Muffinstien View Post
Brb, cat's on fire.
LMAO^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

But I've seen 'wtf why kill me i never kill u before'


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ry2k00

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08-04-2011

me vs veigar as twitch in mid

*me goes on stealth*

*attacks veigar*

*veigar survives*

veigar: those rat tricks won't work on me

*me goes on stealth again and attacks veigar again*

*veigar has been slain*

me: nice rat trick isn't it?


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ZapatillaLoca

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08-04-2011

my team waiting in bush to gank
enemy flashes clairvoyance
team mate: what was that?
me:we?ve been spotted..
team mate: maybe if we stand really still they wont notice us.


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Crimson Ether

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08-04-2011

Guys is playing as a kassadin game loads up and here is what he says

"GL HF i hope you all die on the end of my pink poky thing"


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Nammycakes

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08-04-2011

We had a Rammus who only, only said one thing

=o

(a version of the :O smiley face)
He said it when he was surprised, when he ganked, or when we got baron, etc At first it was really confusing/annoying, but as the night went on it was just hilarious

*we gank top lane, get a kill*
=o
*Counter gank, 4 enemy champs show up, well all run away but the Rammus first stops to type before running...*
=o

"later on, we do baron and get caught, enemy team gets ace. We are all silent until... "
=o


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Hoggel

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08-04-2011

my first penta kill as jax my brother was playing and he typed in chat.

PEENENNNENENNTTTTAAAAA!!!!!

the best was hearing him shout it.


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IDC Tower Dive

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08-04-2011

I was a really fed singed, and as a teamfight exploded in the bot jungle near the purple team, the entire team hid in the brushes as soon as i showed up. I ignored them and procceeded to my tower. I assumed they were still there a few seconds later so i decided to go near the brush and /d. They threw all their CC on me, as I was just there, dancing. Then i went walking with 3/4 health back to the tower.

Late game, annie manages to kill me and says

"Dance to THAT!"

I think they were mad.

I'll never forget that scene. Singed dancing as he gets mumu stun, annie stun, nunu slow and everything but doesn't move. He just dances and walks away like a boss.

I'll never live this moment again.


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BloodLustKaNiBaL

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08-04-2011

" Im gonna butterscotch your ass "