Funniest one liners you have heard

First Riot Post
Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

cyclotrimethelin

This user has referred a friend to League of Legends, click for more information

Senior Member

06-27-2011

I'm trying to remember how this went...

Our Sona manages to kill the enemy mordekaise 1v1 acquiring the bluebuff morde had just gotten
their akali (I think) goes into all chat: Can you guys stop stealing blue? Morde needs it to stop having problems with Sona

or something to that affect


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Knight Party

Senior Member

06-27-2011

I kill Cait in mid as Vlad.

Cait: you think your good?

Me: Yes.

Cait: 1v1 me.

Me: I just did...

Cait: 1v1 me irl.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Khasface

Senior Member

06-28-2011

Took me all night.... But I finished reading all 102 pages of epic win.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

JacKetamine

Senior Member

06-28-2011

When you start a 3s and someone on your team pings 500 times on bottom bush and goes "GANK."

This one time I had a Nasus on my team running around doing nothing while the other 9 players were in a team fight. After the fight was over he went "WHAT I DOING". I lol'd.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Lafua

Senior Member

06-28-2011

WW fails to turret dive multiple times. I ask him what he's doing.


"Thug life."

I don't know why, I couldn't stop laughing.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Kovas

Senior Member

06-28-2011

As Garen, (both) in /all chat, after "stealing" a kill with Demacian Justice from a Jarvin...

J: "WTF BRO!?!? KS MAOR!"
Me: "Hmmm, I'm sorry bout that back there. But as soon as your the MIGHT of demacia and not it's bitc&a$$ exemplar, you can tell me what to do."

*both enemy teams and other teamates lol'd*


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Sybarith

This user has referred a friend to League of Legends, click for more information

Recruiter

06-28-2011

"Hey, Cait, our whole team's MIA."

*instant gank*


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Rito Twiz

Member

06-28-2011

Afghan gypsy....?


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

thatsmyfetish

Senior Member

06-28-2011

noob *insert tank name here* what are you doing in the middle of the enemy team!!!!!!

*facepalm*


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Lord Reepa

This user has referred a friend to League of Legends, click for more information

Senior Member

06-28-2011

Me (Jarvan) Tower dive all 5 enemies at mid with my 4 teammates.

Proceed to ace them

Me: Jarvan says, "What Tower!"

2 minutes later

Rammus (Enemy team): You know Jarvan doesn't really say that.

My entire team: ......................