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jax's weapon before the lamppost

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Enrayged

Senior Member

04-22-2011

Quote:
SealingSword:
Yordle nunchuks. As in, two yordles bound together by a rope.


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This brought a tear to my eye...

Such beauty could not be conjured by even the most masterful of the Romantic-era artists...

...Okay, that may be going a bit over the top, but really... That is awesome.


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Yui Funami

Senior Member

04-23-2011

A Pool Noodle.


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Rainbowgasm

Senior Member

04-23-2011

probably a bludgeoning weapon of some sort since it would make the most sense to switch from one blunt object to another if you have to.


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VoidBro

Senior Member

04-25-2011

Atma's Impaler


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Aomine Daiki

Junior Member

04-25-2011

Guinsoo's


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Claricorp

Senior Member

04-25-2011

Quote:
EclipticRuins:
Guinsoo's


Guinsoo.

With a neckbeard that can cleave mountains.


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gcook725

Senior Member

04-25-2011

Lesse here...

List of possibilities
- Sword-chucks
- Hadoken
- a wooden oar
- Nothing
- Computer Mouse-Chucks
- HIS MIND (dun dun dun)
- Chuck Norris (more like Chuck Norris used him as a weapon)
- Norris-chucks (two replicas of Chuck Norris' chin attached with chains made from his beard)
- A wet noodle
- The Spear of Longinus (from Neon Genesis Evangelion)
- a tuning fork
- a different lamp post
- Sephiroth's Masamune or Cloud/Zach's Buster Sword
- Cans of Dr Pepper
- Any other ridiculous thing you can think of, because Jax probably could pwn with it


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Sinthraxis

Junior Member

04-26-2011

A magically enhanced quarterstaff designed to look like nothing more than a regular old quarterstaff, called the Oblivion Staff.


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Irizai

Senior Member

04-26-2011

A box with Hax written on it.


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Anvindr

Senior Member

04-26-2011

Quote:
SealingSword:
Yordle nunchuks. As in, two yordles bound together by a rope.


I immediately thought of heimer and teemo tied together frlying about as Heimer holds a turret and teemo tosses out random mushrooms.


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