An Ode to Nerf Master Suck Town

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Ark Angel HFB

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03-27-2011

An Ode to Nerf Master Suck Town

There once were some champs most thought were alright
But Juniors Q_Q all through the night
Posting in threads so full of dread
Praying and begging a reply from a red

They were called noobs, the phrase L2P was used
Most posters laughed as they just sought to abuse
But then came a poster full of fury and flight
Swooping in quickly to solve their great plight

In landed the Cryophoenix cold ice he did wear
His gold armor shinning as if some kind of bear
His words spoken plainly measured and just
He assured his nerf hammer would gather no dust

Duration, base damage, ratio, and CC
To him all of these could be lowered with glee
Mana cost, and who dare forget CD
Must be raised less these fools think they get things for free

With a steady hand how he cut and dismantled
Our best OP combos the noobs couldn't handle
No lack of diligence has he ever shown
Not on his watch will power creep ever be know

How could this be we shouted and cried
Our best champions might as well be Urf like and die
Shaco, TF, Garen, Twich, Eve, Cho, even Pantheon
You're killing the mains we've come to rely on

We begged and we pleaded like children we whined
But he steadily assured it would soon be just fine
Looking out for the grand great greater good
It was his job alone that he best understood

For the League and its Legend's long term health
And of course as we know, Riot's income and wealth
He would take on the mantle of being put down
As the icy doom bringer Nerf Master Suck Town



(Can I has an Ez skin please... ^_^... any red wanting an Ode may have one if it entails me being given a skin. I have 173 RP but that isn't enough... ^_^)

TL : DR ( Well... Sergeantdragon has got you covered http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XNucbKmpVs)

EDIT: Please post which dev you would like to see me do an Ode about next...

EDIT 2: OMGWTFBBQ 75 upvotes.

EDIT 3: O_O 150 upvotes... hum... thanks... wow...

EDIT 4: 200 upvote and my first ever Red........

EDIT 5: Well you wanted a Ode to the Raise of Singed Guinsoon.. you got one http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board...56#post7374756`

EDIT 6: 300 upvotes... wow... ^_^

EDIT 7: Just wanted to say "Thank You" to Guinsoo who just dropped my the skin... it's epic loving every second with it. ^_^

EDIT 8: WOW +350... thanks guys

EDIT 9 : Dudes +400 thanks people


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SexualHarrasadar

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03-27-2011

Brilliant +1 to you good sir.


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Mriswith5

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03-27-2011

well written for the most part, but needs some edit for spelling, lol ;[


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Ark Angel HFB

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03-27-2011

^ the above post was accurate at the he posted and thanks to some others the spelling error where removed... plz up vote as he was correct and is not just bashing... although not pointing out the error was a bit of a problem for me lol.

Also Huge thanks to Parricidium who basically found about five error that I had missed. Removing these completely helped polish the Ode and without him it was a mess of errors that looking back I can't see how I missed. so again thank you Parricidium!!!

oh and wow the devs liked it... Glad NMST has finally seen it and liked it. ^_^


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Tumblr Feminist

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03-27-2011

Downvoted cause asking for a free skin GOOD poem. Don't ask for free ****.


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mogar42

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03-27-2011

me like


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PeasOfCrab

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03-27-2011

This is great.
+1

Edit:
I want MORE(llo)!


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ScarletAzure

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03-27-2011

Well amazing except that Cryophoenix is a she and not he...


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Ark Angel HFB

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03-27-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by ScarletAzure View Post
Well amazing except that Cryophoenix is a she and not he...
Yeah but NMST is a dude... And since his avatar is the Cryophoenix... it would be odd to call him a her...


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Parricidium

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03-27-2011

+1. I enjoyed it.


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