Katarina- If you can't get a pentakill with her, uninstall.
Amumu: Your worth to the team is directly proportionate to your ratio of hit to missed bandage tosses.
Shen: Don't miss taunts and ult the carry at 30% health.
Eve: Minimum 50 games played as her to be decent.
Lux: Bad Lux snipes with ult after teamfights, while good Lux hits the entire team with ult during teamfight.
Twitch: If your team expects you to open a teamfight, consider the game lost.
Ryze: CC the champ that gets within turret agro and laugh
Kassadin: If you go more than 20 kills and still lose, congrats for starving your team of kill gold, noob.
Annie: Hit them all with Tibbers, then melt them with your W.
Ezreal - LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION!
Twisted Fate: I see you!
Jarvan: Waaaaaaait for it....wait for it....DEMACIA!
Poppy: Their face + a wall = Win
Katarina: Spin to win
Sona - qweqweqweqweqweqweqweqweqweqweqweqweqweqweqweqweqw eqweqweqweqweqweqwe R.
Garen - Hides in bushes, wait for it.......wait for it.......DEMACIA!
Gangplank - <laughs like Wario while running around in circles shooting his gun into the air like Yosemite Sam>
Mordekaiser - Don't look at health bar, everything is alright.
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