Tie her up and sell her to a virgin LoL player.
Give her my needlessly large rod as I powerfist her?
Realize that spending all my money on life sized cutouts of video game characters isn't going to get me a real girlfriend.
ask her does she like swallowing
Cover Ashe's lane until she gets back.
Start avoiding the bushes in my back yard. No way am i gonna facecheck those for Garen.
rune cage, q, e, q.
Become BFF FOR EVAR! I can already imagine kiteing police down the highway :P
tell that BI*CH to make me a sammich!
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