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Walk into your apartment.

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Dhouti

Senior Member

03-14-2011

Tie her up and sell her to a virgin LoL player.


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xBandie

Senior Member

03-14-2011

Give her my needlessly large rod as I powerfist her?


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FauxMachine

Senior Member

03-14-2011

Realize that spending all my money on life sized cutouts of video game characters isn't going to get me a real girlfriend.


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VendettaQT

Senior Member

03-14-2011

ask her does she like swallowing


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Quarkd

Senior Member

03-14-2011

Cover Ashe's lane until she gets back.


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Skrat

Senior Member

03-14-2011

Start avoiding the bushes in my back yard. No way am i gonna facecheck those for Garen.


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Somepants

Senior Member

03-14-2011

rune cage, q, e, q.


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chaito

Senior Member

03-14-2011

Become BFF FOR EVAR! I can already imagine kiteing police down the highway :P


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Rythless

Senior Member

03-14-2011

Quote:
Tuckerr99:
Hope to ****ing god Tryndamere isn't in the living room


But if he's in the shower, flush the toilet to activate Undying Rage.


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Synister Bladez

Member

03-14-2011

tell that BI*CH to make me a sammich!