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A letter to all of you/Alt: HE'S DEAD JIM

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ProfessorStein

Senior Member

03-07-2011

Welp nothing good lasts. I felt it strangely appropriate to address the community on this, and perhaps even Riot, should my mad ramblings reach them (SEE BELOW FOR MY INGENIOUS PLAN)

I'm dying. I felt that I would tell the community that they're not so bad, compared to some places. I don't hate you guys, Infact you may be the most psychologically interesting bunch yet. But to the point; I need heart surgery in 6 weeks which has a real chance of killing me, So this is sort of my pseudo-goodbye post. Goodbye, And good luck!

But onto important things; 1. WATCH OUT REGGIE I'M GOING TO TAKE YOUR #1 SPOT AND YOU CAN HAVE IT BACK WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS.

2. Should I survive this, my plans are unchanged. I will get to the point of getting Riot to give me a job, even if I have to crawl there with my hands bleeding in the dirt. That's a message to you Riot, no matter what, I'm gonna do it. I've just been delayed a bit, I think.

Should I die, however; I have come up with an idea, Of which is morbid and I am also informed is hilarious.

[3:16:59 PM] Professor Stein; A real doctor!: I'm going to mail riot a letter
[3:17:09 PM] Professor Stein; A real doctor!: That says "AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN"
[3:17:20 PM] Professor Stein; A real doctor!: With a little doodle of my face in the circle

Alt: Play some games with me, redbros. I refuse to die without having been in a riot premade. I'll force my way into your 5man if I have to. DON'T TEMPT ME

The ramblings of a mad man are never good and i'll probably never even get responses to this, but I think it was worth it.


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ProfessorStein

Senior Member

03-07-2011

bumpppp


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Son of Megatron

Senior Member

03-07-2011

bump


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DriftingSmoke

Senior Member

03-07-2011

I support this thread.


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Lord of Asia

Senior Member

03-07-2011

merp


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St4ticFir3

Senior Member

03-07-2011

How much gold will the other team get I wonder...


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xNECROx

Senior Member

03-07-2011

-1


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The Dyne

Senior Member

03-07-2011

Quote:
professorstein:
welp nothing good lasts. I felt it strangely appropriate to address the community on this, and perhaps even riot, should my mad ramblings reach them (see below for my ingenious plan)

i'm dying. I felt that i would tell the community that they're not so bad, compared to some places. I don't hate you guys, infact you may be the most psychologically interesting bunch yet. But to the point; i need heart surgery in 6 weeks which has a real chance of killing me, so this is sort of my pseudo-goodbye post. Goodbye, and good luck!

But onto important things; 1. Watch out reggie i'm going to take your #1 spot and you can have it back when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

2. Should i survive this, my plans are unchanged. I will get to the point of getting riot to give me a job, even if i have to crawl there with my hands bleeding in the dirt. That's a message to you riot, no matter what, i'm gonna do it. I've just been delayed a bit, i think.

Should i die, however; i have come up with an idea, of which is morbid and i am also informed is hilarious.

[3:16:59 pm] professor stein; a real doctor!: I'm going to mail riot a letter
[3:17:09 pm] professor stein; a real doctor!: That says "an ally has been slain"
[3:17:20 pm] professor stein; a real doctor!: With a little doodle of my face in the circle

alt: Play some games with me, redbros. I refuse to die without having been in a riot premade. I'll force my way into your 5man if i have to. Don't tempt me

the ramblings of a mad man are never good and i'll probably never even get responses to this, but i think it was worth it.


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ProfessorStein

Senior Member

03-07-2011

Quote:
St4ticFir3:
How much gold will the other team get I wonder...


I'm quite the kill-stealer. Probably +1000G

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The Dyne:


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