Red Tunic Link
What did they do?
Udyr's Phoenix stance burned the only physical copy...
Edit: Udyr simply decided not to post them.
(He's normally the guy who posts them, yes, a pun)
The patch notes are now diamonds.
Malzahar barfed void all over Morello.
They're soaked with grog.
Malzahar sacrificed them to summon Kog'Maw's daddy.
Blitzcrank grabbed it away from Riot.
Mordekaiser cast Creeping Death on them.
whirling metal blades don't typically interact well with things that aren't covered in platemail.
They happened to be in his briefcase which he threw repeatedly at enemy champions.
It's stuck on the tip of a spear. Oh how sad, you'd need to take it from with a fight.
Eternal patches... endless wait times...
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