I almost died just now.

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Mythoclast

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01-20-2011

Okay, exaggeration, I almost got hit by a car. I had almost made it across the street and some old lady came cruising down to make a right hand turn and blew right past me. I literally had to take a step back or I would have gotten hit. She was going pretty fast too. Apparently my reflexes are pretty quick.

Why?

Cause of video games.

Video games saved my life.

Bah at the downvotes. It's a true story, happened about 30 minutes ago. Just felt like adding the video game part after I wrote the rest. I guess it is off-topic though. At least it's better than Renekton crying.


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Edereon

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01-20-2011

K.


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SecretBadgerLove

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01-20-2011

Riveting tale chap.


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sdjaks

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01-20-2011

I was just on a street corner coming back from lunch and some bum asked me for change and told me I had a nice coat. Then he showed me the gloves some guy just gave him and then he said "I'm gonna go kill someone, no I'm not, haha!" I ****ing RAN.


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Keltai

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01-20-2011

Mom was wrong huh.


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Mythoclast

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01-20-2011

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Originally Posted by Keltai View Post
Mom was wrong huh.
Dead wrong.
Quote:
I was just on a street corner coming back from lunch and some bum asked me for change and told me I had a nice coat. Then he showed me the gloves some guy just gave him and then he said "I'm gonna go kill someone, no I'm not, haha!" I ****ing RAN.
Good choice. I'd have called the cops too.


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Mythoclast

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01-20-2011

Wow, every single post in this thread was downvoted.

Edited for truth.


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The Borracho

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01-20-2011

You should of used Flash.


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gunther2291

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01-20-2011

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Originally Posted by Mythoclast View Post
Wow, every single post in this thread is downvoted.
guess again


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Mythoclast

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01-20-2011

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Originally Posted by b0rrach0 View Post
You should of used Flash.
You don't have to flash out of something charging at you if you can just take a step back to avoid it. Of course if I could use flash in real life I probably would have flashed into her car, smacked her upside the head, and then flashed down the street.


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