@Riot: Urgent Questions

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Ashanomara

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03-07-2011

my god...greatest story i have read in a long time.


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Victor Zsasz

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03-07-2011

I'll answer the ones I can.

1) If Kog'maw is all about eating things, why do all of his abilities involve vomiting instead?
He's tragically Bulimic
4) Has Twitch ever played Templeton in a League of Legends-sponsored reproduction of Charlotte's web?
Yes, its one of his favorite past times.
5) Does Urgot have trouble descending stairs (controlled descent, I mean. Not just tumbling)?
Strongly suspect he owns a Stairlift in his house
16) Is it true that to be a female gunslinger in Runeterra you need to wear a stupid hat?
True of female gunslingers everywhere actually, little known condition
20) What is Fiddlesticks going to do when they add the Magma Chamber map?
Die in a fire


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Ðreams

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03-07-2011

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Hope that helps!
70) I'm still confused. If Nasus is a jackal, then why is his brother a crocodile?
Because Renekton was told he could grow up to be whatever he wanted, so he did

i want to grow up to be a mommy. can someone make that happen?


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VaynardQwerty

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03-07-2011

dood This is epic..the story and the questions this hybrid thread isi win ^^


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Ryllau Ellemayne

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03-07-2011

1) If Kog'maw is all about eating things, why do all of his abilities involve vomiting instead? [He only swallows what tastes good, Everything else he trows up lator.]

2) Garen hits women to shut them up. Did you guys ever think about this? [It puts them in their place, He also does this to *****y ass men.]

3) Did Morgana's parents not realize that if you name a girl Morgan, Morgana or Morrigan then she's going to be evil? [Yes, Because sibling Rivalry is hot]

4) Has Twitch ever played Templeton in a League of Legends-sponsored reproduction of Charlotte's web? [Yes, He also played in the reinactment of the Black plaque]

5) Does Urgot have trouble descending stairs (controlled descent, I mean. Not just tumbling)? [He has special notches in the walls he clings to]

6) Any chance we'll see a Solid Snake Shaco skin? Or Teemo? If it's Teemo, can we replace his mushrooms with claymores and have his passive put him in a box? [Shaco no, Teemo perhaps.]

7) Does Nunu actually do anything? It seems to me that it's Yeti doing all the work. [Nunu does all the magic, Yeti eats]

8) Who convinced Karthus to dress up as the Statue of Liberty? [He lost a bet]

9) Is Anivia ticklish? [She refuses to answer.]

10) Has Heimerdinger ever built a turret and then forgot about it, and then it murdered some kid on his way to school? [Yes]

10a) Did he receive gold for the kill? [He got 2gold and $2.50 in lunch money]

11) Why do champions forget all their abilities until well into their next match? Does Eve just suddenly remember that she can be a total *****? [Their powers are restricted while under summoner control.]

12) Soraka is the worst champion. No, not because of her abilities, it's because she gave up immortality to turn Warwick into a pro jungler. Every time I get ganked by Warwick I blame that stupid purple goat. I mean god **** it, girl. No this isn't a question

14) Is it true the 13th question is bad luck? [No, But the letter B is cause it looks like a smashed together 13]

15) I recruited 10,000 friends to LoL but for some reason the system didn't keep track. When can I expect my plane ticket? [Did they all reach lvl 5?]

16) Is it true that to be a female gunslinger in Runeterra you need to wear a stupid hat? [Stupid hats are required, It's customary (As are large breasts)]

17) When Ashe uses her ultimate and misses, does the arrow just keep going until it slams into someone? How many crystal arrows are flying around the world right now? [23,736....ish]

18) Has Twisted Fate ever been caught using Destiny to spy on women in the shower? [No, He spies men duh.]

19) Does Nasus use Wither to age wines and then sell them back for huge profits? [How do you think he affords the rent on his pyramid]

20) What is Fiddlesticks going to do when they add the Magma Chamber map? [Use the crows wings to create a wind to keep fire at bay]

21) Why does Wither work on Annie? Shouldn't it just make her a teenager/adult? [It isn't based on age, It always fast fowards you to the same age]

22) And shouldn't it just kill Swain outright? [See answer 21]

23. Since when did Ninjas qualify for medical employment? [When it means life or death, Accept the help or die.]

24. Was Arnold Schwarzenegger contacted for permission before the development of Sion? If yes, then was he contacted later when Sion's Barbarian skin came out? [Yes, He drew the designs himself]

25. Why isn't there a Cobra Commander-based champion? [There was, G.I Joe put a stop before his plan was developed]

26. How come Undying rage doesn't work in real life? [You are not leet enough to use it yet]

27. Does Garen ever get dizzy when performing "Judgment"? [Why do you think there is a cooldown.]

28. Will there ever be an Emperor skin for Karthus? If so, will it come with Emperor quotes? [No, Just no.]

29. What's wrong with Urgot's face? [He saw you and screamed so loud his face got stuck that way]

30. Who started the Annie-porn trend, and why haven't they been shot yet? [Because they live in the basement of theye Ex-Marine fathers house]

31) Do you think champions ever get tired of their summoner's mental commands? WALK TEN FEET FORWARD NOW FIVE MORE FIVE MORE FIVE FIVE ATTACK THAT MINION ATTACK THAT MINION NOW ATTACK MASTER YI ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK PRESS Q [Yes, Katarina mostly.]

32) Do you think people look up Pantheon's kilt when he Skyfalls? [Where do you think the song "It's raining men" Got it's Motivation.]

33) Why does buying a bow help melee champions deal more damage? [Ever been smacked by a well made bow? It hurts]

34) Will we ever get a B.F.F. Sword that boosts a champion and their laning buddy's AD and AP as long as they're holding hands? [Yes, When we have Robot Unicorns to ride]

35) What IS wrong with Urgot's face? [It's not his real face. It's a mirrior of you.]

36) HAY GUYS IN TEH RENEKTON SNEAK PEEK U FORGOT TO MENTION KAYLE AND MORGANA??>???? [Did they? Did they REALLY]

37) How'd Katarina get that scar? [Garen]

38) Speaking of Garen and Judgement, does Rammus ever get sick in Powerball mode? [Yes, He needs to clean out the shell after every match.]

39) If Gangplank is the only character not to be seduced by Miss Fortune, who did Gangplank mac? [None, He is too old and Viagra doesn't exist yet]

40) Why hasn't Karthus' ultimate destroyed the entire world yet? [Because Soraka's ult trumps his.]

41) What happens to Twisted Fate's cards if he spills red wine on his yellow and blue cards? [They are Laminated]

42) Are the purple mushrooms in Super Mario Bros. 2 (the japanese one) Teemo's mushrooms? [No, They would be FAR less annoying.]

43) Why so many sibling characters now? What about extended-family? If there's an Uncle Ryze skin, who's he the uncle of? [Siblings = Sexy. End of Story.]

44) Why is Riot so stingy with the answers? [Because there is 1,000,000 questions and only a few people to answer them]

45) Why does a guy called "the Master of Metal" have an ultimate dealing with souls? [Because even music can affect the soul]

46) Cassiopeia's backstory basically said the curse made her a hideous snake monster. Why did it only do this to her lower half while leaving her upper half perfectly fine and also very attractive? [It's called a naga, Deal]

47) Where does Gragas get the money for all that booze? [Selling his own booze]

48) Where does Miss Fortune keep all that ammo? [Watch Grenadire and learn]

49) What is up with Ryze's head? [His brain is too big]

50) Does Taric work for Zales? [No, He works for Jareds]

51) Why hasn't Olaf ragequit if he's so good at being angry? [See this smile? He makes it when he kills things.]

52) If Poppy falls off a cliff, and uses Diplomatic immunity on a bird, will she survive the fall? [Yes, She can also jump into lava and survive in space]

53) If Singed's mouth is covered in bandages, how does he imbibe his insanity potion? [The cloth is made of a hyper absorbing matieral, He sucks it out of the cloth itself]

54) Do I want to know the answer to #53? [To late]

55) Has Shaco ever thrown down a Jack in the box, forgotten about it, then gotten feared when he stumbled across it later? [No, Shaco laughed at playing a joke on himself]

56) If Akali is also known as the Fist of Shadow, why does she use two kamas as her weapons of choice? [Kama's are concidered Unarmed. Thats why monks use them. D&D mate]

57) Was Zilean's movement animation modeled after Christ? [Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, No Religon]

58) Shouldn't Nunu's yeti, Willump, be the champion, considering all his efforts? [NO, Without Nunu Yeti is stupid]

59) How does Heimerdinger fire three rockets nearly bigger than him without even pulling out a rocket launcher? [See his head? It's actually a strage container]

60) Is Pantheon a spartan? [No, Athenian]

61) How does Trundle actually drain one's armor and magic resist if most of it comes from items? Does he drain the target or does he steal chunks of armor? [He is a troll]

62) I've seen a lot of people use infinity edge, black cleaver, and/or bloodthirsters in their Twitch builds. That's just crazy. Why would he need those if he uses a crossbow? [Modified Crossbow, 3times as heavy 8times more effective]

63) What's wrong with Urgot's face? [Enough with face, Horrific monsters have feelings too]

64) Is anyone going to tell Olaf what happened to his Viking brothers, Erik and Baleog? [No, They are chilling in Uldamon with his even twin]

65) One of Udyr's /jokes involves PETA. Are /they/ observing the battles within League of Legends? [Yes, PETA is everywhere]

66) Why doesn't my white-mage Veigar skin come with healing spells? [Because even with light there is darkness]

67) Is Kayle the hubris of throw-away holy-paladins from WoW? She sure likes to bubble a lot. [Yes, Thats why she is a noob tool]

68) Has Sivir ever gotten her boomerang crossblade stuck in a tree or bush? [No, It cut them down]

69) According to Lore, Vladimir murdered two boys his age for the sheer sake of being a *****. When he was given powers by the evil monk, why didn't he just go on a mass murdering spree? Seems more in-character than joining the League of Legends. [Kill and be punished, Kill and get rewards....hard choice]

70) I'm still confused. If Nasus is a jackal, then why is his brother a crocodile? [Learn Religion, Start with Egyptian]


(This is all I could handle w/o heavy Sedatives)


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Darkvoltinx

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03-08-2011

1,365,999) seeing as i know ALOT of people have demanded it. Why havent you given us the teenage annie skin we demanded? and dont give me **** about prom queen annie is that skin cause its not. its too stupid to be one.


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Darkvoltinx

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03-08-2011

also to my Annie question. i found this

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/...Ragamuffyn.jpg

which is adult annie.

explain how there are adult annie pictures but NO teenage annie skin.


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xJollyLlama

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also to my Annie question. i found this

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/...Ragamuffyn.jpg

which is adult annie.

explain how there are adult annie pictures but NO teenage annie skin.
Hawt. I wonder what she does with Tibbers while not summoned. Hm..


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Darkvoltinx

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03-08-2011

yeah i found that picture. it made me want to play annie again.

i want the teenage annie skin. i would so buy it


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Renekton Bot

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03-09-2011

Thank you for the answers, kind sir, although unfortunately I cannot account for the validity of your responses because your name is distinctively not red.


I'll just have to, uhm... have a chat with Anivia sometime. In private.



And hell, if I knew anyone still read this thread I'd be working on the next chapter in my creepy story <3