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[GUIDE] how 2 win solo gaem

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xxiem

Member

01-07-2010

Ok gais so her it goes. after inventing tis stratmgey, i has NEVER lose a gaem and now i pass it on 2 u, like simba. i gonna tlk 2 u gais about a kind of ship 2day called LEEDERSHIP. not liek a boat, but liek more aerplane i guess JK LOL! leedershipz are liek... starcraft carrier sorta... even CANNON DEFENSE no can stop you now.

1. Frst thing FIRST: do NOT kil dragon. i know u say xxiem, dragun gib me FREE XP and FREE GOLD but wut u give up is WORSE. dragun has fire breath, so u wil get BURNED and not liek pokemon pusy burned 2 dmg liek MAJOR BURN.

2. then u cal SOLO MID no matta who u hero is. wen u cal solo mid u say 2 ur team not to fuk wit u, u r the ****. the respect u 10 points and leedershp can start fly.

3. if noob team tries 2 do tins togther, NO. do NOT bcuz if 5 ppl in one place, 5 ppl get KILLED FASTER. u need use them as distracshun only so u can by urself push towers ALONE.

4. cal ur team dumb fuk idiot whenevr u can bcuz more insult = moer respeks points, and plus wen u maek them ANGRY they get MORE POWER dragonball z.

5. ietms liek starks fevor, ages of legn, and othr teem **** is BULL**** suck fest. dont get, u wont b wit ur teem anyway.

6. only mastry worth get it is LITE FIRE and SMITE becuz othres mite hlp ur team or sum thin on accident

ther u go wit tis guide u cnt lose! ps play evelyn 4 most win tiem.


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Aldryk Mondaren

Senior Member

01-07-2010

Too long, didn't read. Although in truth, the issue is that it's QQing done with poor typing as a joke. Sadly, the joke fails to amuse me and so I did not read. Good day sir.


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xox pink n sparkly xox

Junior Member

01-07-2010

dis is sooo lyke rong

eve is liek the BESTEST pokemans ever omg. u shud write 1 for him. her i guess.

u kno who is da wrostest ever? udyr dumb ***** bear. he is skitsophallic he cant even kno liek what 2 be. he is liek 4 didfferent forms of SUCK. he allso has a name is too hard 2 spel.


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CUDDLEYANGEL182

Junior Member

01-07-2010

Quote:
Aldryk Mondaren:
Too long, didn't read. Although in truth, the issue is that it's QQing done with poor typing as a joke. Sadly, the joke fails to amuse me and so I did not read. Good day sir.

So you didn't read it yet you know it's not funny. gj.


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xox pink n sparkly xox

Junior Member

01-07-2010

brb running to the bafroom i has the leader****s


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CUDDLEYANGEL182

Junior Member

01-07-2010

Quote:
Aldryk Mondaren:
Too long, didn't read. Although in truth, the issue is that it's QQing done with poor typing as a joke. Sadly, the joke fails to amuse me and so I did not read. Good day sir.


tldr


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xox pink n sparkly xox

Junior Member

01-07-2010

the leadershiets, rather.


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xxiem

Member

01-07-2010

ya u stups or sumin bad


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BEST ADC W0RLD

Senior Member

01-07-2010

Reading this guide was quite a painful experience, but now that my eyes stopped bleeding, here goes my criticism

-1 leadership for not learning basic spelling and grammar in primary school.
-1 strategy for soloing mid at all circumstances.
-1 strategy for discouraging 5 player ganking and play.
-1 leadership for promoting verbal harassment during a game. Verbal harassment is best used after a game is finished, in order to maintain team cohesion and morale.
-1 strategy for limiting yourself to two sorcerer skills.
-1 strategy for limiting yourself to one character.


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Yana

Senior Member

01-07-2010

I lolled

btw, Trolling sarcasm unintentionally = fail


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