Teemo: A Kumungu Journey

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Hahke

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01-09-2011

Edit: Also forgot my story tag. Epic win already.

First off, just wanna say this is my first time ever doing a League of Legends style fanfic. I'm mostly doing it for fun and as a stepping stone for something bigger! I was experimenting with Teemo a bit and seeing what I could do with him. I do have Teemo come off as a Yordle Elitest. From what I saw in his lore, that's what I imagined him a bit as. So, my apologies if he's not actually as elitest as I portray him. If enough people enjoy I'll consider continuing on.. anyways...!

It is a huge wall of text so apologies in advance.

*Drip....Drip.......Drip....*

Rain droplets slowly made their way towards the floor of the mysterious Kumungu Jungle. The canopy above protected those who lurked below from the relentless rain. The dense canopy also blocked out most of the sky, very rarely could you tell if it was 'day' or 'night'. Teemo had learned to navigate this Jungle where very few dared to tread. After all, it was where he was able to collect his very dangerous and lethal ajunta poison. Due to the dangerous elements around him, he had grown stronger and learned abilities that he brought with him to the league.

*Drip...... Drip............. Drip....*

As he collected his poison from the nearby herbs, he couldn't help but believe he was being watched. But, by whom? Was it yet another beast? He was leaving himself open and vulnerable to whatever it was... Very carefully he continued to collect what he had came for in the first place. If it was a beast, they would probably be clumsy enough to run into one of his several traps that he had set up in the remote area. However, if they were capable of thought AND could thrive in this environment... it may be more tricky than he first imagined.

He froze for a moment, something was missing. He was no longer hearing the sound of the dripping rain, quickly looking above he saw a large cougar about to pounce ontop of him. With much haste, he grabbed his 'dart pipe' weapon and rolled out of harms way. Looking up to see the beast yet again.

There was something... different about this cougar. It had strange markings on it unlike he had ever seen on beasts in this area. He could almost tell it was radiating magic.
The cougar growled... seeming discontent missing it's stealth attack. Before slowly starting to walk towards Teemo yet again. Teemo wasn't a coward, but he was low on ajunta poison... only having a limited amount to dip his darts in. The Cougar blocking his way to what he had collected.

"Size doesn't mean everything! I may be small but I've defeated thousands of foes larger than me!"


He quickly loaded his 'pipe' with a dart dipped in the lethal poison and sending it flying towards the Cougar. Having speed that matched Teemo, it jumped out of harms way at the last moment. In the same jump, it was also lunging towards him!

The Cougar pinned down the Yordle, seemingly at the end of his road. Defeated by a mere beast... a insignificant creature compared to a yordle! It didn't make sense... yordles were the most powerful race in existence! All of the sudden, the cougar's mouth started to open as it started to speak....

"Now tell me.... why are you in MY jungle....?"

A hint of femininity being heard within this cougar's voice. Teemo was shocked, stuttering in his response..

"C-collecting my poisons for my duties in the league! C-captain Teemo... on duty!"

The Cougar seemed to blink, slowly getting off of the Yordle. Teemo started to get up to his feet, looking around his body to make sure he didn't lose any limbs in the incident. As he went to look at the cougar again, he was surprised to see a slender, yet powerful looking woman standing in front of him now. And... where did she get that spear that was three times his size from?!

"Then, I must spare your life. For now... I go by the name of Nidalee. The Bestial Huntress of the League. You creatures call your way of live civilized, but here you are collecting poisons for use against each other...."

Teemo seemed to get a little angry, agitation was clear on his face.

"My poisons are for use on inferior races. Yordles are capable of using such types of things because we are strong enough to do so!"

The Bestial Huntress seemed to laugh a little.

"You best be careful, CAPTAIN.... Your traps may fool brutish creatures and those who are too impatient to be aware of their surroundings.. but, they were merely childs play for me to disarm. Next time we meet, I may not be as playful."

Within a moment's notice, she rushed off into nearby bushes... disappearing.
Teemo was angry, he was just humiliated by a human. A shape-shifting human... thinking she was better than him. If he would have had more of his poisons, he could have taught her a lesson! He was sure of it..

Collecting his poisons and any remaining gear, he decided it was finally to retreat from this Jungle for now and to head back to Bandle City for a brief celebration. As he started to walk off, he started to hear something coming his way.... it was getting louder... and louder.... the sound of dirt and other material being flung around hitting trees. Was this yet another inferior opponent?

Teemo was prepared this time... he started to camouflage himself with the nearby mud and grass. His 'dart pipe' was loaded with several darts already and blended in perfectly with his surroundings. In case the creature had attempted to run, he set up traps at any ideal locations. Besides, they wouldn't be able to outrun him if they attempted to anyways!

The noise got louder.... AND LOUDER.... AND LOUDER... until finally Teemo saw what was coming towards him, it could only be explained as a super-sonic ball with dangerous spikes all over it heading straight towards him! A ball of doom that was going to run him over!!!

He couldn't back down... he wouldn't.....!

*SPIN*

Couldnt....

*SPINNNNNNNNNNN!*

"Aaaaaaaaaah!!!!"
Teemo quickly started to run from his hiding place. The ball abruptly stopping as it rolled into the mud were Teemo once lurked. Teemo stood with thick mud covering him. Standing quivering in fear....

The 'ball of doom' started turned towards him... causing Teemo to realize... it wasn't just some spiky ball of doom.. it was some type of... weird turtle creature!

"I-identify yourself! I am Captain Teemo, champion of the League!!" Teemo held his loaded weapon close in the chance he would suddenly attack.

The turtle creature blinked....

"....Ok."

Teemo looked at him and started to think... Is he just a mindless creature?

"With powers such as your own, you must also call yourself a champion of the League?"

Rammus seemed to nod, but not say anything else.

"You are the SECOND league Champion I have run into here.... this is very strange. I must get going.... I'm moving out! Hut two three four!"

Teemo sprinted off, although mostly in fear of this... rather intimidating champion... having the sudden craving for a feast back amongst his people. The superior people of this world.

Teemo continued to sprint for hours, not wanting to have another encounter with the 'cougar woman' or the 'ball of doom'. He had been setting up traps along the way behind him, making sure that anything that may be tracking him would be stumped and would reconsider... He was being very clumsy, he was too tired and aggravated of the events of the day to think clearly.

In the distance, he was starting to see light. Which was a sight for sore eyes, he was nearing the borders and edge of the Jungle. He could at least continue his journey to the Sablestone Mountains and return amongst his people. His childish grin starting to reappear on his face.

"Excuse me..."

Teemo looked around, startled by the random voice. Expecting it to be some type of Dinosaur after the events and things he had seen today. But, surprisingly he turned to only see a human boy.

"My name is Ezreal. I'm a Champion of the League. I have found an artifact to bring back to Institute of War."

The Boy held up a lantern, a large light shining and revealing all of the nearby jungle as he did. He returned it to his bags.

"However... as embarrassing as it is... I seemed to have lost my way. Do you think you would be able to help escort a Champion at least to the Shurima Desert? If not farther? Navigation isn't my thing... I don't like maps."

Teemo seemed to laugh a little, falling onto his back and he rolled around. A human was asking a Yordle for help! The human was admitting defeat to a Yordle! Teemo had proven it yet again, Yordles were superior! With his childish grin and happy look on his face, he nodded.

"But... we must move... SWIFTLY!!!"

Teemo seemed to be more cheerful now, more than ever. Now he had proof that Humans were inferior to yordles. He skipped quickly and ran much farther than the boy was, struggling to stay behind. The boy was using some type of magic with his gloves and continued to appear in flashes shortly behind Teemo.

"H-hey can you let me catch my breathe for a second?" Ezreal panted out.

Teemo showed no sympathy and continued to go. Obviously the boy had no choice, if he didn't keep up with the Yordle, he would end up just being more lost in the dangerous jungle where monsters of all shapes in sizes hid. And, where Ezreal was more than proud of his combat skills he didn't want to risk anything in an environment like this.

Continuing on for unseen hours on end, Teemo finally abruptly stopped. He looked behind him to see the boy panting hard, his hands against his legs bent over trying to catch his breathe. Teemo giggled.

"What's a matter, human? You wouldn't last a day in the Scout's if you're out of breathe like that!"

Ezreal shot him a glare but didn't say anything until he was finally calm...

"So, where are we now?"

He looked around, still seeing mostly jungle... but obviously the temperature had risen a bit.

"We'll be at the Jungle soon..."

Teemo was interrupted, hearing something rustling in the nearby bushes. Teemo thought it was safe, slowly walking towards them...


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H1s m0m

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01-10-2011

who or what is the ball of doom?


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Tis a nice day

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01-10-2011

saved a spot for epic post


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Hahke

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01-10-2011

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Originally Posted by H1s m0m View Post
who or what is the ball of doom?
Spinning ball of doom and death was none other than Rammus.


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Hahke

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01-20-2011

Small bump, more feedback will be appreciated!


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MGLunarking

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01-20-2011

I love it! It had action and suspense, this my first time in this part of the forum, and this was just amazing, please, continue it, I'm looking forward to Garen lol.


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Hahke

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01-24-2011

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Originally Posted by MGLunarking View Post
I love it! It had action and suspense, this my first time in this part of the forum, and this was just amazing, please, continue it, I'm looking forward to Garen lol.
Really appreciate it! Planning on working on some more over the weekend.


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MGLunarking

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01-30-2011

Can't wait

Bump


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02-02-2011

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True Ethos

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02-03-2011

Why does everyone make Teemo out to be incompetent against Nidalee? He is a space man, a SPACE MAN D:


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