Welcome to the Forum Archive!

Years of conversation fill a ton of digital pages, and we've kept all of it accessible to browse or copy over. Whether you're looking for reveal articles for older champions, or the first time that Rammus rolled into an "OK" thread, or anything in between, you can find it here. When you're finished, check out the boards to join in the latest League of Legends discussions.

GO TO BOARDS


Riot, we need a duck.

Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Awesome

Senior Member

01-06-2011

1500+! Let's shoot for 2000! QUACK.



News update: The duck has defeated Riot staff members in 1v1- they were playing Mundo. This means he's legit. Maybe it's a sign?
Also note: I have been told this is an awesome thread. Whoever said that is correct. This is an Awesome thread, created by Awesome and upkept by Awesome, with quite a few Awesome posts. Pun absolutely intended.


No more women.
No more men.
No more monsters.
No more mushroom-loving yordles.

We need a duck champion. Period. A magical space-duck, to be exact.

Sign this petition please. WE NEED A DUCK. You all know this full well.

I shall say none more.

Reply with your favorite duck noise to signal that you want to be part of the petition for a duck.

Also, we've come to a conclusion that the name should be Schadadle. I mean, honestly, what a great name for a duck.

So here is the skillset for Schadadle, the River Warden.
-----------------
Conjuncted ideas for a skillset (hand-picked)
ENDLESS POWER! < (http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/282/f/9/endless_power_by_dekalegitarist-d30dcvb.jpg)
Passive) Put it on my Bill: Schadadle can buy items now for slightly less than they cost and pay the difference when the gold accumulates. 15 gold per level cap. (Posted by Declawd)
--
Q) Duck Tape: Removes all debuffs from target champion and heals them for 150/200/250/300/350 (+ 0.8 scaling AP) of their health, since duck tape can fix anything. 15 second cooldown. If used on an enemy, this slows them for 1/1.5/2/2.5/3 seconds and decreases attack speed by 25/30/35/40/50% for the duration(Posted by Saldean)
--
W) Waddle Away: Active: When an enemy targets Schadadle and is facing his back, Schadadle gains a 50% boost to his movement speed for 3/4/5/6/7 seconds. 15 second cooldown. Passive: Schadadle gains a 10/20/30/40/50% boost to his movement speed when walking on water-covered surfaces. (Posted by OmegaHorizon)
--
E) Feather bomb: Schadadle creates a radial puff of feathers that renders only those inside it able to see what's in it (both allies and enemies). Lasts 6 seconds and scales up in size (400/500/600/700/800). 25 second cooldown. Schadadle's stats are slightly increased inside of the puff. (Posted by Pakstinarian)
--
R) Quack in the Surface: Schadadle emits a very loud quack, causing the ground beneath him to create a impassable fissure straight out from his beak. All enemy champions caught in the fissure will trip and fall, being damaged and stunned for 2 seconds. 95 second cooldown.
-----------------
Right now it looks like Schadadle is headed towards being a solid tank. Duck enters field, NOTHING CAN DESTROY IT, and you suddenly win a teamfight.







Thank you, and try to have a nice day without a duck.

Oh, and there's no vibe to this thread. See why here. (http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=5341847&posted=1#post5341847)

-Zach (Omega) (now Awesome)


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Awesome

Senior Member

01-06-2011

If you don't laugh at some of these comments, I pity you.

Oh, and apparently the duck was interviewed and passed the process. I'll mark the posts by the Riot staff who did so with **


Quote:
Majiger:
Scale judgment! - Weight the enemy champ, if they weigh the same as a duck that means they are made of wood and thus are a witch. BURN THEM!!!


---

Quote:
OmegaHorizon]We need a male duck.[/QUOTE]
Fixed, unless you want to see duck boobs.

And god they are awful.

---


[QUOTE=TitanMD
:
like one of those hockey players Emilio Estevez coached?


---


Quote:
Gyromitre:
I'm more of a rabbit person really


---


Quote:
Milkshakes00:
"Zarbon... What the hell was that..?"
"I believe it was the space duck, sir."


---

**
Quote:
Guinsoo:
I agree completely.


---


Quote:
cacoethes:
"Got any grapes?"

and then he waddled away, waddle waddle, until the very next day...


---


Quote:
SomeSortOfDuck:
What appears to be a duck is on a killing spree.
What appears to be a duck is godlike.
What appears to be a duck is legendary.


---


Quote:
ImAnOgre:
Dogsounds are the ducksounds of the future.

In commemoration of dogs, meow.


---


Quote:
Rossa Auster:
We a goose. This goose:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q81ptFSA4mk


---

Quote:
Quzi:
Q: Short cooldown nuke which cost no mana and gives hp
W:Short cooldown nuke which cost no mana and gives hp
E: Short cooldown nuke which cost no mana and gives hp
R: Short cooldown nuke which cost no mana and gives hp


---


Quote:
xNECROx:
Riot version of duck attached

http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=98053&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1294546378

---

Quote:
Valdien:
With my amazing doodling skillz I bring you my picture of what the ducks face should look like!!!!

p.s: I know I'm amazing at drawing.

http://beta.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=98079&thumb=1&d=1294552052

---


Quote:
ibuPR0fen:
I went golfing and hit a duck once. It died. This champion should have an ability to avoid errant golf balls.



---
**
Quote:
RiotTravisGoetz:
This is my favorite thread title

I'm in full agreement that we do need a duck. However we should remember our fallen comrade Urf and ensure that this gentle duck champion does not suffer the same fate.


---


Quote:
Zanzill:
If this duck champion becomes real i will name my first born child riot


---


Quote:
Saldean:
My ability:

Duck tape - Removes all debuffs from one target, because duck tape can fix anything.


---

**
Quote:
Ryedan:
Bump - Riot, you need a duck champion.


---


Quote:
Bonushand:
Riot, please don't bow to these furries

Edit: gettin downvoted by furries


---


Quote:
Zanzill:
Every good game needs a duck


---


Quote:
Azarthes:
Ducks don't exist.


---


Quote:
Sobel:
..but Oregon lost.


---


Quote:
supermegabrobro:
Ducks eat for free at subway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RgSyuPnZSM


---


Quote:
Spitfire2170:
Oh my god I would so buy this. +1. Come on RIOT!


---


Quote:
Erosiveness:
Yes....oh god yes.


---


Quote:
havocfett:
If they make a duck champ I will buy $20 worth of ip


---

**
Quote:
Ryedan:
Riot, We need a duck.


---
**
Quote:
RiotTravisGoetz:
Now Hiring: Ducks.

That is all.


---

**
Quote:
Valinus:
I just interviewed the duck...looks good


---

**
Quote:
RiotTravisGoetz:
He got past my Tough Interview Questions and beat me 1v1 with Mundo.


I'm sold.


---


Quote:
sexy hexy:
This guy gets it


---


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Moonfiya

Senior Member

01-06-2011

duck tales woo hoo


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Yoshiro

Senior Member

01-06-2011

we need a murloc/ frog champion.

what skills would a duck have rofl.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

The Cello Pony

Senior Member

01-06-2011

New Swain skin idea just popped into my head.

Also, Fiddle.

"Duckstorm! QUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACKQUACK"


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

SpaceBoots

Senior Member

01-06-2011

Someone badass like Howard, but goofy and will paint a mustache on you like Daffy.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Avisto

Senior Member

01-06-2011

Give Tryndamere a duck skin that quacks every time he crits.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Awesome

Senior Member

01-06-2011

Quote:
Yoshiro:
we need a murloc/ frog champion.

what skills would a duck have rofl.


It'd have a helluva lot more skills than a frog or a merloc.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Awesome

Senior Member

01-06-2011

Quote:
Avisston:
Give Tryndamere a duck skin that quacks every time he crits.


No skins. We have enough of those. A duck *CHAMPION* <3


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

BuffALowSoldier

Senior Member

01-06-2011

.