[FANZINE] League of Fans

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WildNeko

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01-05-2011

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Originally Posted by Zabii View Post
Im glad you liked it. In my future stories I will normally include this three in particular
Karthai #1: The intellectual and calmed one.
Karthai #2: The casual one with little patience for idiots.
Karthai #3: Spanish... what else is there to say?
The third Karthai reminds me of a spanish versin of Gir from Invader Zim, but maybe a bit smarter.


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FriskyKitty

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01-05-2011

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P.S: I read somewhere, someone made Caitlynn take over the police department over Kayle. Is that right? I need some insight in this :S
*whistles innocently*


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01-05-2011

is anyone even translating wat karthai #3 says?
http://translate.reference.com/translate

hilarious +1


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FriskyKitty

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01-05-2011

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Theyre already cute friends

duhuhu
Wasn't always so. I want them closer! Well, not that close.


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Zabii

Senior Member

01-05-2011

Due to some confusion the Karthai #3 might cause due to only speaking spanish, I will dedicate this post to traducing his lines to english. Future stories will have his lines traduced at the author's notes

Karthai #3: *Gets up from his chair, throws his hat on the floor* ARRIBA!!! *Starts dancing while clapping around the hat*

Come on!!!

Karthai #3: Ay! Que aburrido eres!

Oh! how boring you are!

Karthai #3 Si chico! Tu estas muy mal por dentro!

Yea boy! You are really bad on the inside!

Kartha #3: Ay! Por favor! Lo unico que quiero es sacar el estereotipo dentro de mi! ANDALE ANDALE! ARRIBA ARRIBA! EPA EPA!

Oh! Please! I only want to bring out the stereotype inside of me! Go on! Go on! Come on! Come on! Yeeha! Yeeha!

Karthai #3 Esta enamorado

He is in love

Karthai #3: ESTA ENAMORADO!

HE IS IN LOVE!

Karthai #3: TEEMO ESTA ENAMORADO DE POPPY!!!

TEEMO IS IN LOVE WITH POPPY!!!

Karthai #3: No entienden lo que digo... verdad?...

You dont understand what Im saying... right?...

Karthai #3: LOVE!!!!

AMOR!!!

Karthai #3:*Staring at the dictionary* Esto me sera muy util... *Tibbers grabs the dictionary, thinking it is food, and swallows it whole* Bueno... Lo que facil se viene facil se va...

This will be very useful

Well... what easy come easy goes...

Karthai #3:*singing* Matalas! Con una sobredosis de ternura! Asfixiala con besos y dulsura! Contagialas con todas tus locuraaaaaaaaaaaas!

Kill them! With an overdose of cuteness! Drown her with kisses and sweetness! Contaminate them with all of your crazy doiiiiiiiiiiiiings!

Karthai #3: Yo entiendo ingles, pero no puedo hablarlo... QUE SENTIDO HACE ESO!!!???

I understand english, but cant speak it... WHAT SENSE DOES THAT MAKES!!!???

Karthai #3: Aprendere a hablar ingles, y se lo dire a todos*No one pays attention to him, he then relaxes against his chair* A veces me encanta no ser entendido.

I will learn to speak english, and will tell everybody

Sometimes, I like not being understood.



I hope that may solve some of your doubts


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Kappa Phi Lambda

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01-05-2011

I think it's time to thank my spanish teachers now


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Enmiand

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01-05-2011

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*whistles innocently*

What did you do?
Bad Kitty, bad! No treats for you!


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FriskyKitty

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01-05-2011

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What did you do?
Bad Kitty, bad! No treats for you!


*hangs her head and lets out a small meow of sadness*

http://friskykittystories.tripod.com...-cocktail.html

That's the story where I wrote it out. I couldn't help it... the "New Sheriff in Town" was haunting me.


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Decagon

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01-05-2011

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what happened to that one story with straight ezreal going into gay ezreals world?
Sorry Bro.. I was planning to continue that later after i actually complete the whole Series of After Curse, Before Charm.. If anyone wants to continue my story then go ahead.


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WildNeko

Senior Member

01-05-2011

Veigar Chronicles: Imprisonment

Taking the scene of the League’s Prison, there sat Veigar, all alone in his prison cell. His eyes closed, seems like he’s taking a nap but he’s really trying to stay calm. But that’s no easy feat when you’re confined and no way out, stripped of your powers and having to listen to pleads from the cell next over.

Trundle: Come on… let me out already! -Continues to bang his hand against the bars- So what if I smashed someone in the face, severely injuring him and laughed as he bled? He had it coming!!! I don’t belong in here! When am I going to ge-

Veigar: I swear, with all the hate that I possess, if you don’t shut the hell up I’ll turn your insides out, burn them into ashes, scoop it up in a cup and ask Tristana to shoot the cup far, far away and sink to the bottom of the ocean!! –Catching his breath-

Trundle: ...I know you are but what am I?

Veigar: That doesn’t even make any… Grahhhhh! –Tries to blast the bars but nothing came out-

As he sat there memories of his time in prison inside Noxus ran through his psychotic mind; this prison wasn’t as bad but he still hated being trapped. As other Yordles went in and came out, never to return, his hate for the humans grew with each passing day inside those Noxus walls. Such memories made his blood boil, just like now. Furious, he started bashing his large gloved hand against the wall over and over.

Alistar: Hey you! Better restrain yourself before I have to come in there and make you!

Veigar: Fuc-k off cow, unless you want a second blast to hit where your heart is.

While being arrested, he didn’t cooperate very smoothingly. Blasting at the police one by one, stunning them so they couldn’t keep up and made a run for it. Before he was taken down he unleashed a large force that hit Alistar in the shoulder. Lucky for him, it was a little ways off from hitting him in the chest where his heart continued pumping. He was taken off to the hospital where Mundo gladly tended to his wounds and offered a “discount” price of $400.

Alistar: Nothing you can do now, pint sized foot stool. These bars prevent you of using any magic, and the walls and ceiling are reinforced. Not even Pantheon’s drops can bust through them… we learned that lesson. –Thinking back on the Gangplank incident-

Veigar: Police lapdog. All your good for is taking the hits for the others, just a big target practice.

Alistar: That’s it! –Opens the cell and rushes in there to headbutt-

Kayle: Stop right there!

Alistar looked back at his ex-boss. Enraged, and confused as to why suddenly told to stop.

Kayle: He’s free to go, someone paid bail.

Alistar: You’ve got to be fuc-king kidding me! Who’d be willing to let this… “thing” out?

Kayle: Our “generous” donator. Now let him out, but you better not try anything like this again. Got it?

Veigar: -Smirking at the large, furry champion- I’ll be sure to be good. –Lying of course. He walks past him, escorted out by Kayle-

Alistar: For the love of…! –Tried to bash through the wall out of anger, but was repelled back. Forgetting about the reinforced walls-

As Veigar walked out a free Yordle, with staff in hand, he waited for someone. The said person walking out of the bush.

Veigar: Took your sweet time.

Tristana: Sorry. I had to gather some quick cash from Yi to bail you out.

Veigar: You do know he has that whole “Loan-shark” thing when someone borrows money from him. People may cower before me, but he’s actually stupid enough to even take me on to just to get his money back, if I ever borrow from him. –Which wouldn’t happen anytime soon, or at all-

Tristana: No worries. I’ll just sell some of Teemo’s shrooms to Zilean, and I’ll have the money by the time Yi comes around.

Veigar: Well done. Up for a smoothie?

Tristana: Then afterwards we torture Corki again?

Veigar: You know me so well. –Walks off with Tristana following-

Veigar: If you have any of those shrooms remaining, we can get him arrested for the hell of it.

Tristana: I say we make him high on the stuff, stock his plane up with the things, and let him fly around.

Veigar: With any luck, he’ll crash into someone and possibly killing them.

Both Tristana and Veigar snickered at the thought of causing trouble.