[RP - Runebook] Epic chat log/MUST SEE

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1Eredale

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12-20-2010

So yeah, today we had something seriously awesome there at Facebook of Legends. This is the chatlog from the Institute of War group chat, in .doc format for better reading. Enjoy. (me as Ezreal)

http://www.mediafire.com/?1to156ewddzt7bp


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turntekGodhead

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12-20-2010

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


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K D Bonez

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12-20-2010

......why don't you post it again? (it's not that I don't trust mediafire, i just don't want to have to DL anything ~.~)


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Poniesareawesome

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12-20-2010

Reading it was tough, did you straight copy/paste from the chat? it's hard to tell who's saying what.


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Air Jarvan

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12-21-2010

Teemo was the best part


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1Eredale

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12-21-2010

Yeah, I copypasted it from chat, put into a .doc file, and cleaned up a bit (timestamps, random OOC remarks on grammar mistakes)

So do you want me to re-edit it and post here?


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Jorison

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12-22-2010

It would be fun if you could repost it


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1Eredale

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12-22-2010

Ok, will do... gonna doublepost


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1Eredale

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12-22-2010

Taric Gemknight
stares
get out of my sight, Ezreal

Ezreal
Dude... O_o
Is there something wrong with you today?

Taric Gemknight
I'm not in the mood for your treacherous adventures

Teemo Scout
I am!

Taric Gemknight
go play with that demacian **** or whatever

Ryze Magebane
Teemo, you would...

Ezreal
Hey hey hey, I betrayed no one...
Wait... are you mad at me?

Teemo Scout

Ezreal, Mr. Taric is probably just mad because he lost that match...

Ryze Magebane

Ezreal, kinda slow on the uptake today huh?

Taric Gemknight
why really? It took you a bit to notice, huh?

Teemo Scout
...let's go on our own private adventure! I'll pack the lunch!

Ezreal
Teemo, wait

Teemo Scout
Hm?

Ezreal
Can't you see, there are serious matters we got here right now

Taric Gemknight
if you want your life to end abruptly against an onyx-encrusted hammer, go on -_-

Evaine LeBlanc
Oh my. A lovers' quarrel?

Ezreal
Well

Teemo Scout
Oh yes yes... adventuring is very serious business.

Ezreal
First of all, we aren't lovers
Did I get that right?
I know we have our moments

Teemo Scout
Now do you want ham and cheese or peanut butter and jelly?

Ezreal
But aren't we friends, or something?

Taric Gemknight
I'm leaving

Evaine LeBlanc
Ah. I see. I didn't mean to imply anything, explorer.

Teemo Scout
...Mr. Ez?

Taric Gemknight
tell the Demacian **** to be wary of sharp edges

Ezreal
Oh dammit, wait grabs Taric on the shoulder

Taric Gemknight
what?

Ezreal
Did I really
...offend you that much?
Please
I can understand that if we were lovers or whatever people call us
I thought you were my good friend?

Taric Gemknight

You know my feelings perfectly, Ezreal
they haven't changed since i first confessed to you

Teemo Scout
I'm so confused... so I'm just going to pack me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you a ham and cheese.

Taric Gemknight

but it seems it's all a joke to you
i was alright with your reluctant response

Ezreal
I really thought that was a joke, you know... that was so sudden and badly timed
But since then, I didn't mean to be hostile to you

Teemo Scout

And if you want to trade later we can!
Or we can even eat half of each!

Evaine LeBlanc
Hmm, little scout. I don't think this is a good time...

Teemo Scout
There's never a bad time for adventure planning!

Taric Gemknight
Onyx Dazzles Teemo

Teemo Scout
@_@

Ezreal
You know... you're a special man, you know... besides all of your weird behaviour that is

Taric Gemknight

Ezreal

Ezreal
You can be trusted more than others

Taric Gemknight
i didn't want you to return my feelings
i was happy with just you being friendly to me

Ezreal
So..

Taric Gemknight
but really, flirting with Lux so openly, it felt like a total slap in my face

Ezreal
Oh, that

Taric Gemknight
yes, -that-

Ezreal
You know, friends and lovers shouldn't be kept together
Wise men said that women ruin friendship at times
But hell, I'm not letting that happen, no way

Taric Gemknight
you know I love you, but even knowing that you go off and rub your flirt in my face like that

Ezreal
Would you have felt better if I kept it in secret and then you would have known about it?
It would be much more of an impact
So I wanted you to know

Taric Gemknight
how am i supposed to react? to accept a random miss nobody?

Ezreal

We are friends, Taric
Friends share each other's troubles and happiness
If you go and find yourself another friend, I would be happy for you
I did this while thinking about how you would react
So that there's still a chance
That you won't leave me
And we can still be... friends?

Taric Gemknight

Well it hurts! It hurts cause I still have feelings for you!

Ezreal
I know, I know it does!
But what can I do?
I am sorry for making you feel that way
But I..
**** you, world
Just... please
Bear with it... I meant nothing bad

Taric Gemknight
so you're gonna go on with it?
your relationship with the Demacian ****?

Ezreal
Yes I will
And you will still be my friend

Taric Gemknight

cause, in case you haven't heard, she has her sights on Kassadin aswell

Ezreal
Even if you say you leave me right now
I wouldn't turn my back on you
I'm not choosing between you and her
I made my choice
And you were both included

Taric Gemknight
Then I will make sure there is no her to choose.
It's just....why her of all people?
i could have accepted anyone else

Kassadin Alhazred
Taric

Taric Gemknight
Evelynn, Sarah, heck, even Akali

Ezreal
Cho'Gath?

Taric Gemknight
if you're into that >_>

Kassadin Alhazred
I am by no means an expert in these matters

Ezreal
This is a matter you cannot explain
Tell me
Why are you so attracted to me
Of all people?

Kassadin Alhazred
but I don't think removing her as an option will be good for anyone

Ezreal
Let me hear it

Taric Gemknight
You remind me of my world, strongly
your attitude to life, your...freedom, your purity in a sense

Ezreal
See? You have a reason

Taric Gemknight
they all remind me so much of my world it's almost unbearable

Ezreal
Why her?
She's so much like me
Free, unbinded by anything
She serves in the army, true, but heck, just see her fighting

Evaine LeBlanc

Oh, you kids...

Ezreal
And even the hair...

Taric Gemknight

yes,an a political puppet to her dear brother too

Ezreal
I wouldn't care, whoever she was

Taric Gemknight
i bet she's kill you with the same nonchalance with which she flirts with you, should her brother order so

Ezreal
If she was a mute, or a handicap, or a passer-by on a street, and not a Champion
Wherevere I saw her
Wherever we met

Taric Gemknight

it's like a diamond and a piece of glass

Ezreal
I would have chose her
And I figure that
The same goes for you

Brawler Jax
you kids know this is the official institute channel, right? all i get when i look in here is two whining whimps i couldn't care less about

Ezreal
SHUT UP JAX

Brawler Jax
go cry somewhere else
man up

Taric Gemknight
how about you go die somewhere, Jax?

Ezreal

I DONT CARE WHO ARE YOU
NOW GO AWAY

Taric Gemknight
or wait, you have yet to find a woman that will accept you?

Brawler Jax
you're making this too easy

Ezreal
I bet it's hard for him to find one
having three fingers on each arm and a face behind a mask


Brawler Jax
ouch, that might have actually hurt in a dimension where i'm not the champ

Ezreal
Yes, you're the champ

Brawler Jax
and you're not an androgynous kid

Ezreal
Now shove that up your awesome champion ass, and be proud of it somewhere else

Taric Gemknight

He's a man

Ezreal
I dare you

Brawler Jax

crying about his relationship with a jewelry wearing 30 year old man

Taric Gemknight
it's gemstone, not jewelry

Brawler Jax

now that's some manhood right there

Ezreal
And I see a turtle fighter with a hockey stick

Taric Gemknight
and my art is far more ancient than you'd even imagine

Brawler Jax
yeah yeah
nice try ezzyboy
*yawns

Ezreal
Pfft, it's meaningless to argue with... -this-

Taric Gemknight
I want to go home

Brawler Jax

boo hoo

Ezreal
What are you going to do?

Brawler Jax
this is almost too good to be true

Kassadin Alhazred
Jax.... SILENCE null sphere

Taric Gemknight
this world is like a shattered glass

Brawler Jax
come on kass

Taric Gemknight
I...don't know, Ezreal

Brawler Jax
i know you're not good with technology and all
but you should know you can't silence me right now

Taric Gemknight
I don't want to think about anything right now

Brawler Jax

not even if we actually were standing next to each other, for that matter

Ezreal
You don't know?
Well then
Let me tell you

Taric Gemknight
I need time

Ezreal
Right now, you're going to turn around, and walk away
You will go to your home
Put your armor off
And have a good, comfy nap
And while you do that
We will remain friends, like we always were

Ezreal

And you have no right to object to that
grabs hand
Because I said so.

Taric Gemknight
I....

Ezreal
Don't say a thing
hugs
I know it's bad
But we got our moments
Just go
You need to think
lets go

Taric Gemknight
I....ok......
leaves

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:O


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Falkala

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12-22-2010

Dear Teemo:
Next time pack two peanut butter and jellies.


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