You hit your Wukong alarm clock off as you climb out of your bed.
"Honey let me fold your sheets" you hear your mom say outside of your room.
Tediously you grab your sheets which are a giant spread of Wukong's face.Attachment 727709
You hand them to her through the door as she hands you your breakfast in return.
Pancakes shaped like wukong's face with scrambled eggs shaped like bannannas. Attachment 727709
"My favorite" you squeal.
You sit down at your computer desk to eat as you bring up GD.
"Are they really crying about Draven?!" you exclaim
Immediately you bring up the new post option and begin with a post about Wukong's inherent bronkeness. Attachment 727709
You look over to the chair next to you, at your Wukong body pillow with a spread of the monkey fully nude. Attachment 727709
"Not much longer now my love, soon Riot will nerf you and then I will truly be the only one who plays you"