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The Connection Between Lissandra and the Howling Abyss.

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Zerglinator

Senior Member

04-03-2013

What do you do with witches? You burn them.

What do you burn apart from witches? Wood.

Why do witches burn? Because they're made out of wood.

How do we tell if she's made of wood?

Build a bridge out of her.


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Yorgie

Senior Member

04-03-2013

Shouldn't we know she's made of wood already if she's burning?

Building a bridge out of her seems unnecessary at this point.


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InertBlowfish

Senior Member

04-03-2013

The REAL connection between howling abyss and Lissandra.

Lissandra is a witch.

All witches work for the US government.

US government keeping close surveillance on the howling abyss.

Lissandra is actually a stealth bomber in disguise as a witch.

652786 ------> 652787


Prove me wrong, I dare you.


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KetiaX

Senior Member

04-03-2013

You don't burn people?


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InertBlowfish

Senior Member

04-03-2013

I am so right.


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Your Shadow

Senior Member

04-03-2013

Quote:
Zerglinator:
How do we tell if she's made of wood?

Build a bridge out of her.


But can you not also build bridges out of stone?

What else is made of wood?


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Bendak

Recruiter

04-03-2013

@Ketia, it's a Monty Python reference.


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Zerglinator

Senior Member

04-03-2013

Quote:
InertBlowfish:
The REAL connection between howling abyss and Lissandra.

Lissandra is a witch.

All witches work for the US government.

US government keeping close surveillance on the howling abyss.

Lissandra is actually a stealth bomber in disguise as a witch.

Prove me wrong, I dare you.

She'll still be detectable by sight wards. A Stealth Bomber wouldn't be detected by sight wards, similar to Evelynn.


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Zerglinator

Senior Member

04-03-2013

Quote:
Bendak:
@Ketia, it's a Monty Python reference.

Someone actually had to explain this...

I'M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD


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Ansaa

Member

04-03-2013

Quote:
InertBlowfish:
The REAL connection between howling abyss and Lissandra.

Lissandra is a witch.

All witches work for the US government.

US government keeping close surveillance on the howling abyss.

Lissandra is actually a stealth bomber in disguise as a witch.

652786 ------> 652787


Prove me wrong, I dare you.

Lissandra steals people's identities.

She wants to cover the world in ice.

Brand wants to burn the world.

That means the world melts and drowns.

That means the Ice Witch can shed "Lissandra" and return to her real shape:
652792


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