Face, could you sponsor me?

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ProbabIyTerribad

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03-25-2013

I need some money in order to stay out of prison.

I also can't currently afford much food or gas.

I would like to get a job, but my face is ridiculously goofy, and without an INCREDIBLE haircut and a decent wardrobe, there is no way I could get employment.


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stillnotCampir

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03-25-2013

Me to, it's impossible to get a job when you're buttfucking your roommate all day.


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Colonel JK

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03-25-2013

Wear a turban say it's for your religion. Grow a beard too if possible.

Continue not showering either to prefect the disguise.


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stillnotCampir

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03-25-2013

better yet, claim you're from detroit


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My Face Is OP

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03-25-2013

Actually all this works.

Dearborn has the highest middle eastern population other than their actual filthy countries.

Pawn your unicycle.


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stillnotCampir

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03-25-2013

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Pawn your unicycle.
say it aint so


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ProbabIyTerribad

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03-25-2013

So you will sponsor me?

I was thinking as a token of my gratitude, I will put a bag on my head and drop my unicycle off a bridge. Naturally I would film it and send you the video.


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My Face Is OP

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03-25-2013

really though, if you get picked up on your warrant, you only have to pay like 10% of your bond.

If you flee though some unfortunate bounty hunter is going to have to post your ridiculous face on his wall to go catch you. If I had to do that and look at it for days, I'd shoot you on sight for all that you put me through.

Why don't you get a good haircut?


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stillnotCampir

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03-25-2013

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Why don't you get a good haircut?
I suggest Hitler Youth


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My Face Is OP

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So you will sponsor me?

I was thinking as a token of my gratitude, I will put a bag on my head and drop my unicycle off a bridge. Naturally I would film it and send you the video.
If you did that and let me shoot rubber bullets at you while doing it, I'll give you whatever you want within reason.

Do you live anywhere near me?


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