You walk onto a Nearly Empty Bus and Sit in your Own Row next to the window

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CragBlade

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03-20-2013

Being the tall and large guy that I am, there wouldn't really be any room next to me. I also have this sternness about me that makes people think twice about bothering me in public, especially on buses.


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Redeemed RivĂȘn

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03-20-2013

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Originally Posted by Alumenlux View Post
It's even more awkward when someone decides to use the urinal right beside you instead of the free ones.
I like to say "pleasure doing business with you." After I finish, when that happens


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Dulu

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03-20-2013

Lean on all of that delicious side-fat. Free warm pillow bro.


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mnso

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03-20-2013

they do it cause they feel they dont want to make things unorganized by scattering around.


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universe within

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03-20-2013

Since I'm not autistic I politely ask her to sit in one of the other many open seats since I prefer to sit alone and there currently isn't a seat shortage. If she refuses I politely ask her to get up for a moment so I can be the one to move. If she still refuses I climb over her and if she disapproves well that's too bad because she has reached the end of my patience.


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JGWentworth887

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03-20-2013

I get that number, take her to a nice dinner. . somewhere fancy. . . let her order whatever she wants. Then we head to her place, and as she leans in for a kiss . . I punch her in the face and tell her not to ride my bus anymore


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And it was K

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03-20-2013

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Tetramaster

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03-20-2013

I'd just move.

I'd try not to be rude about it unless they wanted to be rude about it too.

In which case I just stare at them. Menacingly.

Then I move somewhere else.


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Wolfgang7990

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03-20-2013

Flash to the next row and report her to Riot.


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Demotion 101

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03-20-2013

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Originally Posted by X5TeRraN View Post
And by empty I mean like, only 1 or 2 other people in the entire bus. So there's a lot of free room everywhere else.

An obese lady from Wal-Mart boards the bus and decides to sit right next to you in your two-seat row, squishing you up against the window.

What do you do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhTyON6GC8w


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