You walk onto a Nearly Empty Bus and Sit in your Own Row next to the window

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X5TeRraN

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03-20-2013

And by empty I mean like, only 1 or 2 other people in the entire bus. So there's a lot of free room everywhere else.

An obese lady from Wal-Mart boards the bus and decides to sit right next to you in your two-seat row, squishing you up against the window.

What do you do


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Tigrian

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03-20-2013

Get up and move somewhere else? And say something rude while I do so.


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Hammerpriest

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03-20-2013

Take it like a champ then complain on an internet forum in the wrong sub-forum.


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DontPwnMe

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03-20-2013

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Originally Posted by X5TeRraN View Post
And by empty I mean like, only 1 or 2 other people in the entire bus. So there's a lot of free room everywhere else.

An obese lady from Wal-Mart boards the bus and decides to sit right next to you in your two-seat row, squishing you up against the window.

What do you do
Whip out your emergency fat person bait? I always keep bacon bits in my wallet for just such an occasion.


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Vialley

Senior Member

03-20-2013

Thats why you put your backpack beside you if you have one with you anyways


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A Cat in a Tank

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03-20-2013

clearly this is my stop.


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Alumenlux

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03-20-2013

It's even more awkward when someone decides to use the urinal right beside you instead of the free ones.


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Tigrian

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03-20-2013

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It's even more awkward when someone decides to use the urinal right beside you instead of the free ones.

it's always old guys too :/


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unsanctifier

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03-20-2013

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Originally Posted by X5TeRraN View Post
And by empty I mean like, only 1 or 2 other people in the entire bus. So there's a lot of free room everywhere else.

An obese lady from Wal-Mart boards the bus and decides to sit right next to you in your two-seat row, squishing you up against the window.

What do you do
this happened to me last week, i moved seats, then spat on her on the way out, she gave me so muhc attitude when she sat down


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LSA

Senior Member

03-20-2013

I kick her out the seat and tell her to look around.


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