And for the entree today (Here it comes) (Steady) We have
Kass or Jayce!
I didn;'t hear you say that. Because it's impossible. It's inhuman to serve the same champions day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our matchmaking!
I simply cannot kill the same champs day after day! Kass, Jayce, Day after day! I've killed a Void of Kass and and a Piltover of Jayce! I've killed so many Jayces I'm ready to thundering blow my keyboard! I've killed so many Kassadins, I can only fight if i'm silenced and slowed!
ARE WE GONNA STAND FOR THIS? WE GONNA LET THEM DO THIS TO US? NO I SAY NO! WE'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS DRECK ANYMORE
WE WANT SOMETHING ELSE, WE WANT SOMETHING ELSE!
Summoners of the world arise, you have nothing to lose but your champions!