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Riot Wants New Players to Fail

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SarenArterius

Senior Member

11-03-2010

So, I decided to try the tutorial out. What do I notice?

I have revive as a Summoner Spell.

Ok I thought. No biggy, lets just.... wait I can't buy items.

Oh, I see. I have cloth armor and chainmail. That's ok, I suppose it's worth more than you start off with anyway.

Finally, and most d*mning of all, the second I leave the platform, 3 Purple Casterminions stealth ambush you!

How Does Riot Expect New players to survive if they stealth spawn the 3 most OP Champions in the game at once?

If that wasn't enough, 4 Purple Caster Minions suddenly take their place! Really Riot? Do you want Newbies to die?

Then, the announcer suggests Thornmail, as if that would prevent the Purple Caster Minion from r*peing w/ Magic Attacks!


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flyingearbuds

Senior Member

11-03-2010

It all makes sense now...


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FakeOrgans

Senior Member

11-03-2010

And then if you complete the tutorial, SECRET TUTORIAL OF EPICNESS PROCEEDS!

Troll successful.


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CecilRhodes

Senior Member

11-03-2010

ಠ_ృ


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Dragonxa

Senior Member

11-03-2010

YOU CANT DIE IN TUT SO ITS NOT THAT HARD
just l2p bro.


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Naldo

Senior Member

11-03-2010

PCM need a nerf


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Xerexsus

Senior Member

11-03-2010

Grats on your successful troll. Here's your prize: http://z0r.de/1600


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S T

Recruiter

11-03-2010

why doesn't the tutorial teach you about oracles then?! no ambushing. no problem.


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IS13537e7a92416eab299e3

Senior Member

11-03-2010

Quote:
SarenArterius:

Finally, and most d*mning of all, the second I leave the platform, 3 Purple Casterminions stealth ambush you!

How Does Riot Expect New players to survive if they stealth spawn the 3 most OP Champions in the game at once?


Made my day.


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xNECROx

Senior Member

11-03-2010

Quote:
Xerexsus:
Grats on your successful troll. Here's your prize: http://z0r.de/1600


That was so ****ing loud and unexpected. **** you


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