Why Did The Hipster Burn His Tongue While Drinking Coffee?

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Tydrus

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03-02-2013

He drank it before it was cool...


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MoSBanapple

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03-02-2013

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

It was dead.


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Elsaliss

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03-02-2013

Why did Sivir lose the spelling bee?

She couldn't spell shield.


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Yma Sumac

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03-02-2013

what did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas?

cancer


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Zardoc

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03-02-2013

ITT: Jokes from ancient times.


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Ansaa

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03-02-2013

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.

(If you don't get it, say it out loud :P)


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Tydrus

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03-02-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yma Sumac View Post
what did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas?

cancer
Oh cause cancer always makes such good jokes....


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Tydrus

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03-02-2013

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Originally Posted by Ansaa View Post
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 had a knife
(If you don't get it, say it out loud :P)
ftfy


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MisterKaras

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03-02-2013

How do you get a baby off a clothes line?

Hit it with a shovel


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Tydrus

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03-02-2013

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