Hi, my name is nasus.

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Hello ladies.
Look at your tank.
Now back to me.
Now back at your tank.
Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me, but if he had a ludicrous endgame with a handful of items, he could carry like me.
Look up! Where are you? You're in middle lane, with the tank your tank could carry like!
What's in your hand? I have it!
It's two noobs who weren't watching when I farmed top lane for twenty minutes!
Look again--the noobs are now on the forums complaining that Nasus is OP!
Anything is possible when your tank is Nasus and not a meatwall.
I'm on a killing spree.
Cross-posted from a different nasus thread. I just saved it cuz it was hilarious