He would be Spockturne
If Nocturne took malphite's identity
He would be Rockturne
If Nocturne was a key
He would be put into a Lockturne.
If Nocturne did laundry
He would be Sockturne.
If this game were rated M
He would be Cockturne
If Nocturne was a boat, he would be Dockturne.
If Nocturne were a broker, he would be Stockturne.
If Nocturne were president, he would be Barackturne.
If nocturne were amazing he would be gawkturne.
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