"I-I-I'm so cold," Teemo says through chattering teeth. "and I have n-no place to go..."
Bring him inside towards the fire. Roast him over a spit.
Set him on fire?
Slam the door while telling him to go to hell.
Eat the Teemo.
Free dinner just showed up at your doorstep.
What the f*ck do you think you're going to do?
Take him in. Then teach him how to be a man so he stops pissing off the community.
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