Life is boring

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Gringo

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02-22-2013

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Originally Posted by UrsaMinor View Post
So you're willing to go from a friendly, homely place to a dangerous, hateful, mexican-american sh*thole. Instead of people waving, cholo-thugs stare you down with their homies. If they decide you look at them funny, they'll give you problems (depending on your skin color of course).

I'd recommend staying away from So Cal. Although Nor Cal sounds like where you live (Nice and mellow). So idk.
O.o That's scary..

Anyway, I probably won't look at them. It's just interesting, I'm so used to being safe. I just want some excitement, to see how different things are.

Southern California? Why? What part is Venice beach (I think) and Disneyland?
I just want to experience it all.


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HetairoiAthenas

Member

02-22-2013

California is the worst place NA, except for Mexico.


You're a foreigner though, so your ignorance is excused.


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BiggerFish

Senior Member

02-22-2013

Do you still go to raves? Do you think that Christ saves?
Do you spend your days in a Purple Haze?
Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?
Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?

Are you hooked on a feelin'? Are you hooked on gin n' tonics?
Are you hooked on fistin'? Are you hooked on phonics?
Did you ever have *** with a box of Kleenex?
Did you like the movie 'Malcolm X'?

Or do you own a record by Stryper?
Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?
Were you born an' raised in New Jersey?
Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?

Are you deaf? Well if you are, you can't hear me
But what's the use of livin' if your ears be
Broken, even if I spoke clearly
You're still not able to hear me

'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a head start the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't ****
No, take that towel an' hang yourself with it

Life's short an' hard like a body building elf
So save the planet an' kill yourself
If you're feelin' down an' out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

Does your girlfriend look like the chick from 'M.A.S.H.'?
Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
When you're at a get-together does everybody always ask
"Ain't no Halloween party, why's she wearin' that mask?"

Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?
Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she's not?

Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?
Or at a Star Trek convention or on top
Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's
Workin' third shift, late New Years' Eve

Does he live under a bridge scare kids an' kill squirrels?
Does he do keg stands until he hurls?
Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille?
Does he have time to sit around an' wait for the mail?

Life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a head start the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't ****
No, take that towel an' hang yourself with it

Life's short an' hard like a body building elf
So save the planet an' kill yourself
If you're feelin' down an' out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

So take your life instead of takin' it for granted
I'm thinkin' you should can it, I think I'll help you plan it
Live today like it's gonna be your last
Hang out, blow your mind, have yourself a gas

I hope you take this the wrong way
And misinterpret what I say
Rewind an' let me reverse it
Backwards like Judas Priest first did

'Cause life is a game that no one wins
But you deserve a head start the way your life's goin'
So throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't ****
No, take that towel an' hang yourself with it

Life's short an' hard like a body building elf
So save the planet an' kill yourself
If you're feelin' down an' out with what your life's all about
Lift your head up and blow your brains out

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out
Lift your head up high and blow your brains out


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UrsaMinor

Senior Member

02-22-2013

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Originally Posted by Perfect Riven NA View Post
O.o That's scary..

Anyway, I probably won't look at them. It's just interesting, I'm so used to being safe. I just want some excitement, to see how different things are.

Southern California? Why? What part is Venice beach (I think) and Disneyland?
I just want to experience it all.
Yes those are in So Cal. Good luck.


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SkeithGotBanned

Member

02-22-2013

And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication


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Umbasa

Senior Member

02-22-2013

youre gonna get mugged and raped by mexicans


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HetairoiAthenas

Member

02-22-2013

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youre gonna get mugged and raped by mexicans
only if you're in mexico


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HetairoiAthenas

Member

02-22-2013

I wouldn't go to California, stay far away from that crappy state.

Here are better places to visit:
Texas (so you can stuff your fat face and become amerifat)
NYC
DC
Boston
Florida


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Gringo

Senior Member

02-22-2013

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youre gonna get mugged and raped by mexicans
Quote:
I wouldn't go to California, stay far away from that crappy state.

Here are better places to visit:
Texas (so you can stuff your fat face and become amerifat)
NYC
DC
Boston
Florida
I was thinking of visiting Florida, Boston and NYC. But I'm a real people friendly guy, and I don't know if I can handle rude people.

Anyway, I'll take you guys advice', and stay away from So Cal. I don't want to be raped by Mexicans or whatever.

And can you give me some of the fun things to do in NYC, Boston and Florida?


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Gringo

Senior Member

02-22-2013

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California is the worst place NA, except for Mexico.


You're a foreigner though, so your ignorance is excused.
Then the advertisement is cheating.

I guess when they say "You wanna know the truth about California? Get out here"
Only to be gunned down by a group of Mexicans for eating Australian food.

Too bad, I was looking forward to So Cal. But doesn't matter, USA is a big place, and I'm sure I can find somewhere nice to go.