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Incontrovertible evidence that Riot employs trained assassins.

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DptBear

Senior Member

02-21-2013

Found proof of Nikasaur's training. First kill: death by coffee.

Watch the video, videos on the internet never lie. (http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1234131468/machine-of-death-the-game-of-creative-assassinatio?ref=home_popular)

So many questions to be asked:

  • Who else is an assassin?
  • Are they primarily community ambassadors?
  • What are their specialties for assassination? (Obviously they can control the machine, it makes perfect sense that Nikasaur murders with overcaffination)
  • Was Phreak once an assassin, but relegated to shoutcaster after it became too obvious that he could control the machine ("Tons of damage" is not how EVERYONE is supposed to die)
  • Does Morello favor aluminum or wooden bats? Or maybe he is too good for getting his hands dirty directly anymore.


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Thunder Manatee

Senior Member

02-21-2013

It doesn't have to be death by coffee, that's the genius of their technique. I wonder how I am going to die....


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TopObject

Senior Member

02-21-2013

didnt she punch Amumu in the Harlem video?


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DptBear

Senior Member

02-21-2013

Quote:
Thunder Manatee:
It doesn't have to be death by coffee, that's the genius of their technique. I wonder how I am going to die....


I'm sure "wrath of female" is a card that could come out of the machine.


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silverfalcon07

Senior Member

02-21-2013

Quote:
TopObject:
didnt she punch Amumu in the Harlem video?

That wasnt nika


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Izzumz

Senior Member

02-21-2013

Saur! Nikasaur!


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