John:Hullo mum look what your son got you for mothers day...*points to a brand new porsche*.
Mum:Well uhh that's very nice John but I cant drive.
John:Oooo yes I kinda forgot about that ...errrr.... well look at here Ill drive it ok?
Mum:Well yes that ok John its the thought that counts.
John:Listen mum there is a little catch you see you kinda paid for it - I took out your
pension found and payed for it to save you the trouble.
Mum:Well thanks for the "gift" John you are the son every mother would want to have.......
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what is this i dont even..
I believe it may be a 12yr olds attempt at humor.
I'm lost... who the **** is John, and why are you talking about Mother's Day?
what the **** is mothers?
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