I have the Noro Virus.

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Mid only guise

Senior Member

02-12-2013

And I'm having the worst day of my life.

Can't drink anything. Can't eat anything. My head aches like a mofo because I can't drink my coffee. I can't smoke because if I do, I'll vomit VIOLENTLY. So, nicotine withdrawal, caffeine withdrawal with the accociated headache, My neck hurts from all the vomiting and my stomach feels like someone stuck a knife in it.

I'm also dehydrated as I can't keep any liquid down for longer than 5 minutes.

Worst day of my life. **** this virus.


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Mirror

Senior Member

02-12-2013

Hope you feel better, guise.


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JumblyJebus

Senior Member

02-12-2013

if only you ate your fruits and veggies everyday


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Knote

Senior Member

02-12-2013

Here's my secret weapon. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_KYo_s4AI Hope it helps. D:


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Mid only guise

Senior Member

02-12-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by JumblyJebus View Post
if only you ate your fruits and veggies everyday
Eating them propably got me infected.


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TuMalevolent

Member

02-12-2013

It's pretty nasty, I'm just a nursing student but I've seen it a couple times in different nursing home facilities. Any clue how you contracted it? The good news is it runs its course fairly fast (usually 48hrs from what i've seen), the bad news is its violent and you should expect to explode out of both ends for a while :\


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Mid only guise

Senior Member

02-13-2013

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Originally Posted by TuMalevolent View Post
It's pretty nasty, I'm just a nursing student but I've seen it a couple times in different nursing home facilities. Any clue how you contracted it? The good news is it runs its course fairly fast (usually 48hrs from what i've seen), the bad news is its violent and you should expect to explode out of both ends for a while :\
Well, I honestly have no idea how I got this. Nobody at work has been sick, neither me or my girlfriend have been sick. It just came out of nowhere. Propably some idiot scratched his ass in the super market.


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JumblyJebus

Senior Member

02-13-2013

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Originally Posted by Mid only guise View Post
Eating them propably got me infected.
nah. its from eating fecally contaminated water or something. you ate some poop.


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SkyBearDrop

Senior Member

02-13-2013

You got baited bro.


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Rompemann

Senior Member

02-13-2013

Marijuana


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