This is Heimerdingers actual joke in-game, but I think it deserves to be mentioned in this thread, just because it has to be the best Joke in the game.
"Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'? Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!"
ashe wasn't able to fight for a couple of days once. apparently her freezer was broken.
Jarvan's Cataclysm walls are impassable.
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