Teemo Vs. The Jar Man: A short story.

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Shmizz

Junior Member

08-13-2013

High in the wastes of the Twisted Treeline he had stopped to rest, gasping for air.
"Just a few minutes." he told himself.
Earlier that day he had been spotted by the enemy while on a mission to gather
intell about the enemy nexus. He was nearly startled to death when a golden plated man
had come running out of the forest towards him yelling "I am the Jar Man! I ride the
Jar Van!" and his lance shot out faster than the eye could follow, missing by centimetres.
"Too close" he thought "I should have seen him coming", but once he started running there
was nobody who could catch him. His title had never failed him. The Swift Scout had never
failed a mission, however there had been no time to creep closer to the enemy nexus, not even
any time to think about what direction he was going in. He simply ran.
Several minutes later, after camouflaging himself and listening to the forest for signs
of pursuit he suddenly recognized the area around him. It had been marked with a huge red circle
on his map. "Whatever you do, do NOT enter this area" his summoner had told him. "It is deep in
enemy territory and protected by powerful warding magic". Before the Swift Scout had time to
think what to do, he heard a bellowing cry from above. "DEMACIA!" the cry rang through the
forest and a chill ran down his spine, it was the same man from before without a doubt. The
Swift Scout glimpsed a flash of golden armor crashing down through the treebranches from
above and dove to the side, narrowly avoiding being crushed underfoot. As the golden plated
man hit the ground the explosion was deafening. Five noxious traps can have that effect.
Suddenly a howl of pain so loud it shook the leaves on the trees.
As the Swift Scout glanced back over his shoulder he saw the man had fallen to his knees
covered in acid which was quickly eating away at his golden armor and the supple flesh beneath.
Bloodshot eyes locked on to the Swift Scout, nothing but the bottomless hate of a man who had
just been baited into a trap and outsmarted showed on his face. "F*cking... Teemo." the man
uttered on his dying breath. The Swift Scout looked the man over and said "Never underestimate
the power of the scout's code." gathering his gear quickly he sprinted off back to base. The
jungle wolves would soon find the man's body and dispose of it, or what was left of it.


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Darkeracid

Junior Member

08-13-2013

This is why everyone hates fighting Teemo! Nice story. =D


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Tofflesbru

Junior Member

08-13-2013

Basically screw teemo


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Tofflesbru

Junior Member

08-14-2013

swiggity swont back to the front


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Feneron

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08-14-2013

God damn Teemo


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Rix Ipos

Member

08-14-2013

Yay teemo got him yay i like happy endings


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Darkeracid

Junior Member

09-05-2013

More people need to read this, so it has become bump time! Read it foos!


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The Committee

Senior Member

10-15-2013

This is getting bumped... always.