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Powerstoned

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01-27-2013

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Dobagoh:
I'd rather not have someone who will divorce me in ten years and take half my money.


I've thought of the same thing many times. The alternative though is being gay, and I just can't bring myself to do it, even though it seems like the logical choice sometimes.


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Dobagoh

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01-27-2013

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Powerstoned:
I've thought of the same thing many times. The alternative though is being gay, and I just can't bring myself to do it, even though it seems like the logical choice sometimes.

gay people divorce too, and are subject to the same split of marital property.


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Colonel J

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01-27-2013

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Powerstoned

Member

01-27-2013

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Dobagoh:
gay people divorce too, and are subject to the same split of marital property.


Just don't have kids.

Worry a lot less about the potential for divorce. Believe me when I say, when you're older and get divorced from a woman, if you end up losing half your stuff and end up with a shtty studio with but a mattress on the floor and no child support, it will seem like you won the fcking lottery.

(Que up final scene of Braveheart)
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM.

I'm sure you've heard the joke "Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it."

Men especially find out that it is not a joke when they get divorced from the nag they've been living with for the past however many years.


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