If Thresh had a yeast infection in his mouth, would he be Thrush?
If Anivia made a drug, it'd be Activia.
If Jax was less focused, he'd be lax.
If Sion were a car, he'd be all ugly and boxy looking.
If Gragas was stuffed into a sheep's stomach, he'd be Haggis.
Never Quite Free
If Sona was real she'd give me a bona.
If Jax worked for the IRS... he'd be... Tax...
...oh god I need to stop.
If Nunu had a harem, he'd be called Snu Snu.
If Ahri was a constellation, she'd be quite starry.
If Fizz had white sticky skin, he'd be called... uh...
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