Blond Jokes

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Golbat

Senior Member

01-24-2013

Why do females have boobs?

So we have something to look at while we're talking to them!


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Jesus the Friend

Member

01-24-2013

They say that Bigamy is defined as having one wife too many.
Some define monogamy as being the same...


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Watermaester

Senior Member

01-24-2013

A blonde girl and her brunette boyfriend were watching the news about a guy standing over the top of the bridge ready to jump. The blonde immediately says "Don't worry, he won't jump!" Her boyfriend looks at her very confused, and says, "How do you know this?" She replies back with a quick, "Common sense, duh!"
After a few more minutes, the man jumps off the bridge.
The boyfriend looks at his girlfriend and says sarcastically, "Common sense, huh?"
Dumbfounded, the blonde says "Well, I saw before on the 10 o'clock news on how he jumped, but I thought it would be common sense not to do it again!!"


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Gauthak

Senior Member

01-24-2013

How did the blonde die at the baseball game?

She drowned during the wave.


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