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I've decided to not poop until Riot releases Steel Legion Skins

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Enjoy My Gravy

Senior Member

01-22-2013

I'm not going to void my bowels until Riot releases Steel Legion Lux and Garen.

It's already been over 24hrs since my last poo so things are looking grim.




Edit: Over 36s hours and my poo is starting to become self aware
PLS HURRY

Edit2:Over 48 hours since my last doo, I am in pain RIOT PLS.

Edit3: Almost 3 days, I feel about 5 lbs heavier and I am struggling to do daily activies.

Edit4: 4th day: I now know the joys of carrying a child


:smith:



598091


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slifer556

Senior Member

01-22-2013

Doesn't holding it in cause constipation ?


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Lovegood

Senior Member

01-22-2013

have my respect good sir


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Good Vi

Senior Member

01-22-2013

Psh I went 25 hours without going poo, come at me


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Wraxu

Senior Member

01-22-2013

No, he will inevitably end up ****ting himself after awhile.


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Finn the Human

Senior Member

01-22-2013

You struggle after 24 hours?

I go for days without ****ting.


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I Like Tanks

Senior Member

01-22-2013

Is that even legal?


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The Puppiteer

Senior Member

01-22-2013

what colour is the chair you're sitting on


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Henry Plainview

Senior Member

01-22-2013

godspeed


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Shadowed Ruby

Senior Member

01-22-2013

I will now hold my poop until Riot Bins all steel legion skins.

It has been 2 hours, Riot. My poop is in your hands.