Heres a joke: AMERICA + DEMOCRACY!

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Muay Thaž

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01-20-2013

Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in five seconds.

Just a joke, relax.

Edit: Freedom of speech? Lulwut?


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Kagome Higurashi

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01-20-2013

shut up


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Puckthepwner

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01-20-2013

As a New Yorker, I take offense to that. I don't read anything I don't have to.


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MrPaincake

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01-20-2013

Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf-Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged a master ring, and into this ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.

One ring to rule them all.

One by one, the free lands of Middle-Earth fell to the power of the Ring, but there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth. Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father’s sword.

Sauron, enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death.

And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared another bearer.

It came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there it consumed him. The ring gave to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind, and in the gloom of Gollum’s cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived its time had come. It abandoned Gollum, but then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: a hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire.

For the time will soon come when hobbits will shape the fortunes of all.


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ObscureClockwork

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01-20-2013

Ash nazg durbatulŻk, ash nazg gimbatul,
Ash nazg thrakatulŻk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.


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Maou

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01-20-2013

lul 9/11 jokes. What is this 2005?


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MadLock

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01-20-2013

How have you not been banned yet?


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Muay Thaž

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01-20-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by ThatxGuy1337 View Post
How have you not been banned yet?
I speak too much truth.


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01-20-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by ThatxGuy1337 View Post
How have you not been banned yet?
Just a matter of time.