Soraka: [Whispering to Taric] "Who invited this guy again?"
Taric: Ezreal said that not only was he incredibly helpful in lane, but also had a body like a...(continues talking with soraka)
Alistar: THRESH! Sure your not the type of guy Id typically have tea with, but ill be damned, I kind of like you. About time I can fight bot lane without worrying about breaking someones nails, wrinkling a skirt, TARIC WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT YOUR BLOODSTONE SKIN AAAAAAAAAARRGGHGHGH *Charges through wall, leaving a gaping hole